[ "i've never" oh god. was that her first kiss, too? it's one thing for karkat to waste his first kiss on something as embarrassing as this, but to also steal someone else's first kiss? now he is definitely going to go find a cliff, he is not sure how to save this situation at all. ]
Jesus dildo fucking Christ, was that your first kiss? Please. Please say it wasn't. Oh my god.
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Jesus dildo fucking Christ, was that your first kiss? Please. Please say it wasn't. Oh my god.
[ he definitely cannot look at her now. ]