[ it takes him a moment to understand what she's asking here, and when it hits him his face turns bright red again. how did he make this worse? ]

Fuck! No! Jesus, don't say something like that out loud. It's like begging for me to be mugged for being a pervert or something. I didn't want to kiss you!

[ ... ]

I mean, not that I wouldn't want to kiss you, but I didn't like, fucking create some devious goddamn plot to ensnare you in a makeout trap, dude.