Ok first of all, he fucking starts them. If he stopped being so... John-y we wouldn't be falling into those repeated traps.

[ wait what did dave say ]

Uh. Are you sure about that? I mean. He's all. You know. Fuck. What are you even going to say to him exactly? Tell me your exact plan of attack here. Wait, shit no, I don't want to know. Actually yes I do, tell me.