Okay so I'm gonna tell John tomorrow I can't not tell him. This is your chance to make a break for it? You don't have to be there for this one I'm pretty sure you'd somehow make it way more awkward than even I can manage because you have this like thing about awkward convos and my best bro.
[ he heard about your conversation with john via john sort of, yes. ]
[ he heard about your conversation with john via john sort of, yes. ]
Ok first of all, he fucking starts them. If he stopped being so... John-y we wouldn't be falling into those repeated traps.
[ wait what did dave say ]
Uh. Are you sure about that? I mean. He's all. You know. Fuck. What are you even going to say to him exactly? Tell me your exact plan of attack here. Wait, shit no, I don't want to know. Actually yes I do, tell me.
[ wait what did dave say ]
Uh. Are you sure about that? I mean. He's all. You know. Fuck. What are you even going to say to him exactly? Tell me your exact plan of attack here. Wait, shit no, I don't want to know. Actually yes I do, tell me.
[Dirk sends a blueprint for a small, round room, a little larger than Jake's completed room globe, but basically the same design as an observatory. Dirk has however carefully included automatic shutters into this design. There are also markings to indicate how the Magister's tank could be extended into this room the way it has been extended to Jake's room.]
Tell me what you think.
Tell me what you think.
[he's not fucking having anyone enjoy the joy of his ptsd by telepathy]
Hey, Karkat, right? It's Shiro. You helped me, Rin, and D.va the other day. How are you feeling?
Hey, Karkat, right? It's Shiro. You helped me, Rin, and D.va the other day. How are you feeling?
Edited 2016-08-15 03:57 (UTC)
[ shitty, tbh, although it has nothing to do with being sick.
but karkat is not going to complain about that kind of stuff with someone he barely knows so. ]
Could be better. I mean, we still haven't finished fixing the base and people are still puking everywhere, but hey the hurricane passed and nobody drowned. I call that a win.
but karkat is not going to complain about that kind of stuff with someone he barely knows so. ]
Could be better. I mean, we still haven't finished fixing the base and people are still puking everywhere, but hey the hurricane passed and nobody drowned. I call that a win.
HELLO, KARKAT!
[Seems like someone's testing their telepathy at full blast.]
[Seems like someone's testing their telepathy at full blast.]
IT TOOK YOU GODDAMN LONG ENOUGH TO SEND THIS.
[ karkat it's been a day. ]
AND I DON'T KNOW.
NOT MUCH?
THAT'S A LIE THERE IS ACTUALLY A LOT THAT'S UP.
BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.
SO WHEN YOU SAY SHE HELPED, DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU WENT AND SPOKE TO DIRK AND ARE ALL LESS DRAMATIC ABOUT EVERY TIME THE TWO OF YOU BREATHED NOW?
[ karkat it's been a day. ]
AND I DON'T KNOW.
NOT MUCH?
THAT'S A LIE THERE IS ACTUALLY A LOT THAT'S UP.
BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.
SO WHEN YOU SAY SHE HELPED, DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU WENT AND SPOKE TO DIRK AND ARE ALL LESS DRAMATIC ABOUT EVERY TIME THE TWO OF YOU BREATHED NOW?
THERE'S PROBABLY A COUPLE OF PEOPLE YOU CAN GO TO.
I THINK LOKI CAN DO IT FOR YOU?
OR YOU CAN ASK DIRK BECAUSE LMAO DIRK DOES FUCKING EVERYTHING AROUND YOU.
I'M SURPRISED HE HASN'T MADE A WEAPON MAKING APP THAT JUST POPS THE THINGS OUT OF YOUR COMMUNICATOR.
I THINK LOKI CAN DO IT FOR YOU?
OR YOU CAN ASK DIRK BECAUSE LMAO DIRK DOES FUCKING EVERYTHING AROUND YOU.
I'M SURPRISED HE HASN'T MADE A WEAPON MAKING APP THAT JUST POPS THE THINGS OUT OF YOUR COMMUNICATOR.
Hey! Are you on base right now?
im going to assume your field trip is running late
and am questioning why im not receiving a running commentary as to that
you cannot possibly not have shit to complain about
whats up
also what the fuck am i supposed to get everyone in my family for christmas and also their birthdays
i always kind of understood johns dreading birthday month but now i think i really really understand
also also we should do something belated for your birthday
even if youre all dave trolls dont care about it blah blah blah its an excuse for cake which btw i think i can make happen now
or at least im experimenting with it
all eggs are the same right
will keep you updated on my cakesperiments as we go
text me back with your field trip woes whenever
and am questioning why im not receiving a running commentary as to that
you cannot possibly not have shit to complain about
whats up
also what the fuck am i supposed to get everyone in my family for christmas and also their birthdays
i always kind of understood johns dreading birthday month but now i think i really really understand
also also we should do something belated for your birthday
even if youre all dave trolls dont care about it blah blah blah its an excuse for cake which btw i think i can make happen now
or at least im experimenting with it
all eggs are the same right
will keep you updated on my cakesperiments as we go
text me back with your field trip woes whenever
hey
wheres my itemized list of everything you hate about the life and times of karkat vantas
i literally gave you permission to rant at me
and you never need that
in fact you usually do it entirely of your own free will
its nearly time for bed
did you even pack a sleeping bag
you probably did
you went with super prepared security chick
if you didnt she did
wheres my itemized list of everything you hate about the life and times of karkat vantas
i literally gave you permission to rant at me
and you never need that
in fact you usually do it entirely of your own free will
its nearly time for bed
did you even pack a sleeping bag
you probably did
you went with super prepared security chick
if you didnt she did
so just assume these are the highlights of his onslaught i guess!!!
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- 2016-09-13 22:28 (UTC) - Expandseriously just assume there are hundreds of messages i'm not writing
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- 2016-09-21 07:23 (UTC) - Expandsup karkat
yo girl here found out some stuff from ursula about the other ships that have landed here!
here are some names: the discovery, the stella (which is the ship ursula was on), the enterprise, the explorer, the pandora, the degasi, the nostromos, and the aurora
seems like half of that list is undiscovered yeah?
she also mentioned something about the "freedom of space travel act" idk what that is
yo girl here found out some stuff from ursula about the other ships that have landed here!
here are some names: the discovery, the stella (which is the ship ursula was on), the enterprise, the explorer, the pandora, the degasi, the nostromos, and the aurora
seems like half of that list is undiscovered yeah?
she also mentioned something about the "freedom of space travel act" idk what that is
[left outside Karkat's room, wrapped up in some linens with a string, are two fairly large sweet bread treats for Dave and Karkat, or just Karkat, if he's a fastass who doesn't share. the bread is kept warm by the linen, and there's some kind of sweet paste inside]
[attached is a note; Attempting to make festival food. Let me know if they're any good. - RM]
[attached is a note; Attempting to make festival food. Let me know if they're any good. - RM]
Edited 2016-09-19 10:11 (UTC)
[A present is left at Karkat's doorstep. This present is a small robotic creation. It bears a striking resemblance to something Karkat knows. The mittens in her backpack are indeed very soft.
The note is brief and in orange writing.]
URSULA hasn't made a decision yet but I thought you'd enjoy this. She's programmed to respond to you and help you out.
The note is brief and in orange writing.]
URSULA hasn't made a decision yet but I thought you'd enjoy this. She's programmed to respond to you and help you out.
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