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It will probably help that he doesn't think it's made-up human nonsense.

[ he's not pressing the discussion angle because lmao just offering to have one without being badgered into it is a pretty big thing, but. ]

But ok yeah I should probably make a legitimate game plan so I don't say something dumb.

[ spoiler alert he'll be saying something dumb ]

[alienates]

[ karkat will probably regret not accepting the offer later on, since he is all about feelings jams, but tbh it took him by so much surprise that his immediate reaction was to say no.

they are so good at this. ]

Ok why don't you practice on me? Pretend I am John Ebgert. Imagine that I am doing that stupid face of his, you know the one.

[parodeity]

[ what no don't put him on the spot???????? ]

So how about dicks?

[ because that's what happens when you put him on the spot ]

[alienates]

[ karkat hangs up on dave ]

[parodeity]

[ honestly that's fair and dave won't call back because...what did he even just say... ]