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Okay so I'm gonna tell John tomorrow I can't not tell him. This is your chance to make a break for it? You don't have to be there for this one I'm pretty sure you'd somehow make it way more awkward than even I can manage because you have this like thing about awkward convos and my best bro.
[ he heard about your conversation with john via john sort of, yes. ]
[ he heard about your conversation with john via john sort of, yes. ]
Ok first of all, he fucking starts them. If he stopped being so... John-y we wouldn't be falling into those repeated traps.
[ wait what did dave say ]
Uh. Are you sure about that? I mean. He's all. You know. Fuck. What are you even going to say to him exactly? Tell me your exact plan of attack here. Wait, shit no, I don't want to know. Actually yes I do, tell me.
[ wait what did dave say ]
Uh. Are you sure about that? I mean. He's all. You know. Fuck. What are you even going to say to him exactly? Tell me your exact plan of attack here. Wait, shit no, I don't want to know. Actually yes I do, tell me.
I'm not makin' a plan of attack, I'm just gonna say it. The part about the human sexuality thing you don't care about. Idk how I will broach the other part, I'll figure it out after I do the first part.
[ this seems like a well thought out thing ]
Also you start like every argument you've ever had.
[ this seems like a well thought out thing ]
Also you start like every argument you've ever had.
I do fucking not. How would you even know that, you haven't been around for every argument I've ever had. Also some people deserve to be argued with? You lucked out that you never got to get to know Eridan, because fucking wow. What a douche.
[ he's kind of babbling to avoid talking about the actual real topic. he knows he is going to have to. get back to it though. ]
Oh my fuck, Dave, is he going to think that I turned you into a homosexual?
[ he's kind of babbling to avoid talking about the actual real topic. he knows he is going to have to. get back to it though. ]
Oh my fuck, Dave, is he going to think that I turned you into a homosexual?
Because I know you, babe, and you're the most contrary fuck who ever lived.
[ though of course karkat will argue the point. ]
Also we've been over this, I'm not a homosexual, my "made up human sexuality" is bisexual so if he thought you turned me into a homosexual he'd first of all be wrong about what the fuck I accurately was and second of all about the like, turning me into anything thing and why do you actually care man he already knew you were into dudes on account of troll and like hit on him flagrantly in the past?
[ though of course karkat will argue the point. ]
Also we've been over this, I'm not a homosexual, my "made up human sexuality" is bisexual so if he thought you turned me into a homosexual he'd first of all be wrong about what the fuck I accurately was and second of all about the like, turning me into anything thing and why do you actually care man he already knew you were into dudes on account of troll and like hit on him flagrantly in the past?
I did not hit on him. Why do you two keep saying that I hit on him, that wasn't a thing that ever happened. He just assumed I was hitting on him because the words I was using could maybe be twisted into something that vaguely resembled flirtation. Which it wasn't.
[ please just. why must his terrible mistakes re: his love life keep getting brought up again? let him live, dave. why won't everyone just indulge karkat and pretend none of that ever happened. ]
[ please just. why must his terrible mistakes re: his love life keep getting brought up again? let him live, dave. why won't everyone just indulge karkat and pretend none of that ever happened. ]
Again, this no longer really matters unless you feel the need to hit on him now in which case I assume you'd have said something because we've established the whole concupiscent monogamy thing? But yeah dude I was literally right there when you were like backtracking hitting on him. Idk how you ever thought you hated John though man. He's like. John.
[ no one will ever forget ]
[ no one will ever forget ]
Oh my god, I wasn't hitting on him. I don't even like him anymore in that way, it was years ago? And I wouldn't like. Sneak around your back like that after I already agreed to the human dating thing. Although you said pale stuff was still ok. That's still ok right?
[ wait does dave think he'd sneak around like that?? does he not trust him?
it's a good thing this is just audio because karkat is about to freak out here. ]
[ wait does dave think he'd sneak around like that?? does he not trust him?
it's a good thing this is just audio because karkat is about to freak out here. ]
Dude. Chill. Yes, pale stuff is ok and you can meddlemance to your heart's content? And I'm not accusing you of sneaking behind my back and don't think you would I'm just pointing out it literally does not matter that you hit on John once upon a time since it's not relevant anymore?
[ they are so far off topic ]
[ they are so far off topic ]
Edited 2016-07-04 23:17 (UTC)
[ well that's because karkat never plans to break up with him that but that doesn't mean he can't be overdramatic anyway ]
Uh no. You are definitely the one who is all about the sap. I am just being dragged along for the ride as you continuously embarrass yourself by being needlessly mushy.
Uh no. You are definitely the one who is all about the sap. I am just being dragged along for the ride as you continuously embarrass yourself by being needlessly mushy.
My taste in movies has nothing to do with my love life, Dave. Also you said I love you first there which means that you're the biggest sap. Whoever brings it up is logically the most hopeless romantic.
[ that doesn't seem like it's a scientifically proven fact but karkat says it like it is ]
[ that doesn't seem like it's a scientifically proven fact but karkat says it like it is ]
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