Dude. Chill. Yes, pale stuff is ok and you can meddlemance to your heart's content? And I'm not accusing you of sneaking behind my back and don't think you would I'm just pointing out it literally does not matter that you hit on John once upon a time since it's not relevant anymore?
If you do please feel free to look up all the different ways you can say the worst. Because that's what you fucking are, the literal worst and I hate you.
[ well that's because karkat never plans to break up with him that but that doesn't mean he can't be overdramatic anyway ]
Uh no. You are definitely the one who is all about the sap. I am just being dragged along for the ride as you continuously embarrass yourself by being needlessly mushy.
My taste in movies has nothing to do with my love life, Dave. Also you said I love you first there which means that you're the biggest sap. Whoever brings it up is logically the most hopeless romantic.
[ that doesn't seem like it's a scientifically proven fact but karkat says it like it is ]
How can you be so casual about this? I know that the human romantic spectrum is not as fleshed out as my species', but love is still a complex emotion no matter what. I mean, isn't being in love fucking terrifying? Yet here you are, stating it like it's the simplest shit in the world.
[ and here karkat is, overcomplicating things like usual ]
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[ they are so far off topic ]
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Alright I was just making sure. Also since it does not matter then we can stop bringing it up ever again.
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[ and also he refuses? ]
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[ dave is such a cruel boysprit??? ]
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[ most people don't find getting yelled at "cute" Dave ]
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[ karkat is covering his face, and even though dave cannot see it he can probably guess that is. what he's doing. ]
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] yep mission accomplished
Wait
Dave is pretty sure he had a different mission here uh ]
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serious ]
If you do please feel free to look up all the different ways you can say the worst. Because that's what you fucking are, the literal worst and I hate you.
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[ he is pretty sure karkat is unable to resist saying it back even if it directly contradicts what he just said. ]
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he lasts about ten seconds ]
Godfuckingdammit. I love you, dickhead.
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[ the benefits (?) of dating the god of time: his annoying as shit commentary on how long things take. ]
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You are an embarrassing sack of shit.
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Yeah but you like sappy shit like that?
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Uh no. You are definitely the one who is all about the sap. I am just being dragged along for the ride as you continuously embarrass yourself by being needlessly mushy.
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[ maybe ]
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[ that doesn't seem like it's a scientifically proven fact but karkat says it like it is ]
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[ dave's unbothered by this accusation tbh ]
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[ this conversation is so embarrassing
he definitely says it back every time
BUT STILL ]
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[ counts down the seconds. ]
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[ it's almost immediate, like he wasn't even thinking about it when he responded. which. karkat was not. ]
Wait fuck no you tricked me.
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[ that can't really be called trickery can it ]
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[ how can he be caught off guard by something they were literally just discussing?? who knows ]
I am pretty fucking sure if I said it first then you wouldn't be able to not say it back either.
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[ SHRUGS. ]
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[ and here karkat is, overcomplicating things like usual ]
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