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[alienates]

I sounded nothing like that! Suck on my bone bulge, you shithead!

[ welcome 2 troll terms, loser.

also karkat is offended that rin doesn't think he will immediately become best friends with dave? dave is great?? ]

You don't have to befriend him, I already told you I don't care about that.

[ he sounds like he cares. ]

[gnasher]

You sound like you care, and that was the first thing you said. What the hell is a "bone bul -- "

[the thought snaps sharply shut, as context clues kick in]

[gnasher]

[MOVING RIGHT ALONG]

Are you trying to piss this guy off, or something?

[alienates]

Does it matter what my reason is? Either way you have to do it.

[ dave won't care, he'd probably just be really amused when he realizes what's going on. ]

[gnasher]

[that settles that; Rin responds about fifty times better to direct orders and confrontation, sadly]

I'm going to, don't doubt me! I'm not the kind of person that backs down from their end of a bet!

[alienates]

[ why do they have the stupidest bs in common? ]

I don't know, it sounded like you were complaining about it.

[gnasher]

I was planning to make you follow me around with a ready towel all day, time all my laps, handwash all my swimsuits, and de-fog my goggles when they got fogged up. I was just changing gears.

[alienates]

Who the fuck would want to touch your gross swimsuits? I'd probably catch something from handling them.

[gnasher]

If you want harsher consequences next time, that's on you.

[alienates]

That won't be an issue because I'll win next time too.

[gnasher]

I would consider this beginner's luck.

[alienates]

Ha! I'm almost sad that this is telepathy, I'd love to record what you just said so I could play it over and over again after you lose a second time.

[gnasher]

Big talk, when you haven't challenged me at anything yet.

[alienates]

Do you want to go for round number two, asshole?

[gnasher]

I'm ready when you are. Actually, probably before.

[alienates]

I was hatched ready, you fucking tool. And just so you know, next time your punishment is going to be even worse.

[gnasher]

[amusement twangs the telepathic line like a bow string]

Oh, shit. Are you gonna make me get ice cream with one of your friends? Or play a game of tag?

[alienates]

I never said Dave was my friend! You're jumping to fucking conclusions now and I do not appreciate it.

[ even tho karkat literally asked rin to become dave's friend but like. WHATEVER!!! he's a baby. ]

[gnasher]

Oh? Who is he, then? Other than Dirk's brother.

[alienates]

[ uh

hold on.

he can answer this. ]

We're all from the same place, kind of, so I just... know him... and stuff...

[gnasher]

[he knows this game, because he plays it. "teammate" or "from the same town" still amounted to the same embarrassing thing]

[embarrasses Karkat because he's a hypocrite, as well]

Sounds like a friend.

[alienates]

No? Can't I just know guys, Rin?! Why does there have to be something deeper about it, like friendship?

[gnasher]

Aaah, how are you so pitchy in your thoughts...?

[alienates]

[ VERY AGGRESSIVE TELEPATHIC RENDITION OF MY HEART WILL GO ON BY CELINE DION ]

[gnasher]

Quit it! Shut up! I said I didn't cry, I was just tired!