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[alienates]

WHAT THE FUCK.
THAT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I JUST SAID.
ALSO STOP SAYING TSUNDERE WITHOUT EVER EXPLAINING WHAT IT MEANS?

[parodeity]

youre a tsundere
tsundere alien waifu
youre like the picture in the dictionary next to the definition of the word
i would have originally told you to ask dirk about it
but apparently he is not a weeaboo
which is weird
but i digress

[alienates]

SO MANY WORDS THAT SOUND FAKE AS FUCK.
I KNOW YOU WON'T ADMIT TO THEM BEING FAKE BUT. I KNOW.
ALSO TSUNDERE ALIEN WAIFU SOUNDS LIKE AN INSULT.

[parodeity]

i think its an accurate description of our relationship on your half

[alienates]

OK I AM 100% TAKING IT AS AN INSULT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WILL JUST FIND SOMEONE ELSE AND ASK WHAT IT MEANS.
IF IT REALLY MEANS ANYTHING AT ALL.
WHICH IT MOST LIKELY DOES NOT. BECAUSE YOU'RE A DICK.

[parodeity]

sweet lemme know how that goes

[alienates]

WAIT YOU SOUND TOO PLEASED ABOUT THAT.
I MEAN, NOT LITERALLY SOUND SINCE THIS IS TEXT.
BUT YOUR RED LETTERS LOOK TOO PLEASED ABOUT THAT.
IS THIS A TRAP?

[parodeity]

yes obviously
im leading you into a nefarious trap with my wily ways
idk dude you do you i genuinely do not care

[alienates]

FUCK YOU.
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT YOU DON'T CARE EVERY TIME?
LIKE YOU DO NOT HAVE THAT LOW LEVEL OF CARE INSIDE YOUR ANNOYING FRAME.

[parodeity]

dont care about this
i care about other things

[alienates]

YES.
AND THEY ARE ALL STUPID SO THEY DON'T COUNT.

1/2

[parodeity]

dont call yourself stupid

[parodeity]

wait shit that was too corny even for me
lets change the subject

[alienates]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!
YES. PLEASE.
LET'S TALK ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS CURRENT LINE OF CONVERSATION.
I'M EVEN WILLING TO GO ON ABOUT THE WEATHER.
WHICH IS THE SAME AS ALWAYS: WE ARE UNDERWATER, IT IS WET.

[parodeity]

hows having kanaya around again going

[alienates]

OH! SHE'S GREAT.
I MEAN, IT SUCKS THAT SHE LOST THE MATRIORB AND ALL BUT.
WHY WOULDN'T IT GO MISSING?

[parodeity]

shit seriously
i mean of course its serious you wouldnt joke about that but
we can keep an eye out for it?

[alienates]

THAT'LL BE HELPFUL, YEAH.
SHE WANTS TO PUT SIGNS UP?
I TOLD HER TO NOT SPREAD AROUND WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS BECAUSE I'M NOT REALLY SURE I LIKE THE IDEA OF SOMEONE FINDING IT.
AND THEN IT TURNS OUT THEY'RE AN ASSHOLE, SO THEY'RE LIKE, "WOW, HAVING THE FATE OF AN ENTIRE SPECIES IN MY HANDS IS PRETTY GOOD!"
AND, I DON'T KNOW, CACKLE EVILLY OR SOMETHING.

[parodeity]

ok well at least we can spread it to trustworthy people right?
the more eyes out looking for the thing the better
and you can ask ursula to keep you alerted about it too

[alienates]

UGHHHH.
I GUESS I'LL ASK URSULA TO HELP...
DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE LOCKED ME OUT OF HER SYSTEMS?
EVEN THOUGH WE ARE CURRENTLY ON A TRUCE?
THAT'S FUCKING BETRAYAL.

[parodeity]

she probably did that before your truce man

[alienates]

NO, I AM PRETTY SURE SHE STUCK THE METAPHORICAL KNIFE IN MY AND TWISTED.
AND I WOULD KNOW A THING ABOUT KNIFE WOUNDS, DAVE.
AND THAT IS WHAT IT FELT LIKE.

[parodeity]

[ like. dave thinks dirk gave the order after dave suggested it tho... ]

babe chill
to be fair you did kinda meme her up

[alienates]

[ EVEN MORE BETRAYAL?????? ]

SHE GAVE ME PERMISSION TO DO CODING!
IT'S NOT LIKE I KICKED HER DOOR DOWN AND DEMANDED HER TO GIVE ME ALL HER BOONDOLLARS.
SHE WELCOMED ME IN WITH OPEN DATA ARMS!

[parodeity]

yeah but she didnt know you were like john skill level wise
no offense