OK I AM 100% TAKING IT AS AN INSULT. YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL JUST FIND SOMEONE ELSE AND ASK WHAT IT MEANS. IF IT REALLY MEANS ANYTHING AT ALL. WHICH IT MOST LIKELY DOES NOT. BECAUSE YOU'RE A DICK.
WAIT YOU SOUND TOO PLEASED ABOUT THAT. I MEAN, NOT LITERALLY SOUND SINCE THIS IS TEXT. BUT YOUR RED LETTERS LOOK TOO PLEASED ABOUT THAT. IS THIS A TRAP?
OH MY FUCKING GOD! YES. PLEASE. LET'S TALK ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS CURRENT LINE OF CONVERSATION. I'M EVEN WILLING TO GO ON ABOUT THE WEATHER. WHICH IS THE SAME AS ALWAYS: WE ARE UNDERWATER, IT IS WET.
THAT'LL BE HELPFUL, YEAH. SHE WANTS TO PUT SIGNS UP? I TOLD HER TO NOT SPREAD AROUND WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS BECAUSE I'M NOT REALLY SURE I LIKE THE IDEA OF SOMEONE FINDING IT. AND THEN IT TURNS OUT THEY'RE AN ASSHOLE, SO THEY'RE LIKE, "WOW, HAVING THE FATE OF AN ENTIRE SPECIES IN MY HANDS IS PRETTY GOOD!" AND, I DON'T KNOW, CACKLE EVILLY OR SOMETHING.
ok well at least we can spread it to trustworthy people right? the more eyes out looking for the thing the better and you can ask ursula to keep you alerted about it too
UGHHHH. I GUESS I'LL ASK URSULA TO HELP... DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE LOCKED ME OUT OF HER SYSTEMS? EVEN THOUGH WE ARE CURRENTLY ON A TRUCE? THAT'S FUCKING BETRAYAL.
NO, I AM PRETTY SURE SHE STUCK THE METAPHORICAL KNIFE IN MY AND TWISTED. AND I WOULD KNOW A THING ABOUT KNIFE WOUNDS, DAVE. AND THAT IS WHAT IT FELT LIKE.
SHE GAVE ME PERMISSION TO DO CODING! IT'S NOT LIKE I KICKED HER DOOR DOWN AND DEMANDED HER TO GIVE ME ALL HER BOONDOLLARS. SHE WELCOMED ME IN WITH OPEN DATA ARMS!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WILL JUST FIND SOMEONE ELSE AND ASK WHAT IT MEANS.
IF IT REALLY MEANS ANYTHING AT ALL.
WHICH IT MOST LIKELY DOES NOT. BECAUSE YOU'RE A DICK.
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I MEAN, NOT LITERALLY SOUND SINCE THIS IS TEXT.
BUT YOUR RED LETTERS LOOK TOO PLEASED ABOUT THAT.
IS THIS A TRAP?
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im leading you into a nefarious trap with my wily ways
idk dude you do you i genuinely do not care
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YOU CAN'T SAY THAT YOU DON'T CARE EVERY TIME?
LIKE YOU DO NOT HAVE THAT LOW LEVEL OF CARE INSIDE YOUR ANNOYING FRAME.
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i care about other things
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AND THEY ARE ALL STUPID SO THEY DON'T COUNT.
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lets change the subject
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YES. PLEASE.
LET'S TALK ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS CURRENT LINE OF CONVERSATION.
I'M EVEN WILLING TO GO ON ABOUT THE WEATHER.
WHICH IS THE SAME AS ALWAYS: WE ARE UNDERWATER, IT IS WET.
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I MEAN, IT SUCKS THAT SHE LOST THE MATRIORB AND ALL BUT.
WHY WOULDN'T IT GO MISSING?
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i mean of course its serious you wouldnt joke about that but
we can keep an eye out for it?
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SHE WANTS TO PUT SIGNS UP?
I TOLD HER TO NOT SPREAD AROUND WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS BECAUSE I'M NOT REALLY SURE I LIKE THE IDEA OF SOMEONE FINDING IT.
AND THEN IT TURNS OUT THEY'RE AN ASSHOLE, SO THEY'RE LIKE, "WOW, HAVING THE FATE OF AN ENTIRE SPECIES IN MY HANDS IS PRETTY GOOD!"
AND, I DON'T KNOW, CACKLE EVILLY OR SOMETHING.
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the more eyes out looking for the thing the better
and you can ask ursula to keep you alerted about it too
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I GUESS I'LL ASK URSULA TO HELP...
DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE LOCKED ME OUT OF HER SYSTEMS?
EVEN THOUGH WE ARE CURRENTLY ON A TRUCE?
THAT'S FUCKING BETRAYAL.
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AND I WOULD KNOW A THING ABOUT KNIFE WOUNDS, DAVE.
AND THAT IS WHAT IT FELT LIKE.
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babe chill
to be fair you did kinda meme her up
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SHE GAVE ME PERMISSION TO DO CODING!
IT'S NOT LIKE I KICKED HER DOOR DOWN AND DEMANDED HER TO GIVE ME ALL HER BOONDOLLARS.
SHE WELCOMED ME IN WITH OPEN DATA ARMS!
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no offense
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I AM WAY BETTER THAN EGBERT.
I AM A WHOLE CLASS ABOVE HIM IN TERMS OF HACKING.
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i can run faster than this snail here on the ground
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