THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE A GODDAMN CHEATER. AND MAYBE I AM BLUSHING AT THE ABSURDITY OF THE NICKNAME AND MAYBE I AM ACTUALLY *NOT* BLUSHING AND YOU ARE JUST IMAGINING IT. ANY OF THESE SCENARIOS ARE MORE POSSIBLE THAN THE ONE YOU JUST GAVE.
sweetheart love of my life baby doll boo bear honey hun bun love muffin
dude i literally can keep going forever you have no idea how many terrible pet names humans have in stock do you really wanna nix babe do you really wanna take that off the table and leave me open to the limits of my imagination
if you ever wanted to its ok with me and if you ever want us to like stop skulking around that is also ok but its also ok if we keep doing this and you call me asshole instead i know you love me despite the constant insults
I'LL CALL YOU AN ASSHOLE NO MATTER WHAT. IT'S WHAT YOU ARE? ALSO WE DO NOT SKULK AROUND. I JUST I MEAN, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU RIGHT? I'M NOT ASHAMED OF YOU OR ANYTHING. EVEN THOUGH I SHOULD BE CONSIDERING YOU HAVE SHITTY AS FUCK TASTE? YET I FORGIVE THAT ABOUT YOU ANYWAY.
kitkat its seriously ok we dont need to compromise on it because i am legitimately fine with waiting on this youve waited for me on heavier shit than being ok with telling people were dating it goes both ways
OK BUT GET THIS FOR EXAMPLE WHAT IF SOMEONE CAME UP TO YOU ALL, "HEY DAVE, I WANT TO DATE YOU AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH BEING OUT IN THE OPEN ABOUT IT AND WITH HAND HOLDING." THAT SEEMS LIKE A VERY TEMPTING OFFER THAT I AM SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD TAKE?
[ since karkat was apparently unwise enough to give dave access to his room via handprint, dave's already sitting on the bed that. probably exists. i guess. ]
Ok so first things first my obvious response to the hey Dave I want to date you thing would be I am already dating someone?
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for later
i dont wanna get into it now
but we can get into it later after she schools you hopefully without trolling
dude dont put babe in airquotes
you know you like being called babe
or at least compared to some of my other nicknames
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FUCK OFF!
WHEN HAVE I EVER RESPONDED WELL TO BEING CALLED BABE?
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lmk when thats done
its made you blush before
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AND MAYBE I AM BLUSHING AT THE ABSURDITY OF THE NICKNAME
AND MAYBE I AM ACTUALLY *NOT* BLUSHING AND YOU ARE JUST IMAGINING IT.
ANY OF THESE SCENARIOS ARE MORE POSSIBLE THAN THE ONE YOU JUST GAVE.
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cute
do you prefer darling to babe
i can do something else
studmuffin
buttercup
apple pie
[ so he's swapped from directing karkat to talk to rose to. just. giving karkat a hard time, apparently. ]
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OH MY FUCK!
THOSE ARE AWFUL?
IF YOU EVER CALL ME A STUDMUFFIN AGAIN I MAY HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH YOU.
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love of my life
baby doll
boo bear
honey
hun bun
love muffin
dude i literally can keep going forever you have no idea how many terrible pet names humans have in stock
do you really wanna nix babe
do you really wanna take that off the table and leave me open to the limits of my imagination
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OK!!
BABE.
B A B E.
FUCKING BABE.
WOW BABE IS SUCH A GREAT NAME???
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i like calling you the other things too
darling and sweetheart or whatever
ive decided i dont need your permission
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WHAT IF I STARTED CALLING YOU THOSE THINGS?
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT??
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OH MY GOD.
I CAN'T JUST CALL YOU... DARLING?
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but like
idk
if you ever wanted to its ok with me
and if you ever want us to like
stop skulking around that is also ok
but its also ok if we keep doing this and you call me asshole instead
i know you love me despite the constant insults
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IT'S WHAT YOU ARE?
ALSO WE DO NOT SKULK AROUND.
I JUST
I MEAN, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU RIGHT?
I'M NOT ASHAMED OF YOU OR ANYTHING.
EVEN THOUGH I SHOULD BE CONSIDERING YOU HAVE SHITTY AS FUCK TASTE?
YET I FORGIVE THAT ABOUT YOU ANYWAY.
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i know you love me and i know its not a shame thing
i know why its a thing that is a thing
and i can outwait you on it
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BUT OK HOW'S THIS?
YOU CAN... HOLD MY HAND.
OUTSIDE OF MY ROOM.
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you mean like around other people
dude you cant make that offer unless you are willing to make the offer we know you dont wanna make yet
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HOLD HANDS UNDER A TABLE OR SOMETHING?
I AM TRYING TO COMPROMISE HERE?
I KNOW YOU WANT TO DO IT.
I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR SHADES.
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its seriously ok
we dont need to compromise on it because i am legitimately fine with waiting on this
youve waited for me on heavier shit than being ok with telling people were dating
it goes both ways
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WHAT IF SOMEONE CAME UP TO YOU ALL, "HEY DAVE, I WANT TO DATE YOU AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH BEING OUT IN THE OPEN ABOUT IT AND WITH HAND HOLDING."
THAT SEEMS LIKE A VERY TEMPTING OFFER THAT I AM SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD TAKE?
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if not get to your room
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ALRIGHT I'M GOING TO MY ROOM THEN?
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this seems like a conversation we should have in person
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Ok so first things first my obvious response to the hey Dave I want to date you thing would be I am already dating someone?
[ may as well LEAP INTO IT ]
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i mean dave would have had to crack a joke so
i can't believe i pulled a shits over to dave
i was nice enough to warn you ok
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