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[gnasher]

i always have a plan. i'm a theory freak. you think this is a scenario i haven't already considered?

[alienates]

UH. YES?
I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT YOU FORESAW THIS HAPPENING.

[gnasher]

i meant the scenario of wanting to make that deadpan guy emote.

[alienates]

YOU SHOULD INVEST IN NEW GOALS.
THAT ONE IS KIND OF LAME.

[gnasher]

shut up, it isn't lame to want to see other sides of people. i can have as many kinds of goals as i want.

[alienates]

IF YOU WANT TO SEE HIM SMILE SO BADLY JUST FOLLOW HIM AROUND WHEN HE'S GOING TO VISIT HIS FAMILY OR JAKE.
MYSTERY SOLVED.

[gnasher]

what kind of victory would that be? that's like watching someone else score a goal.

[alienates]

MAYBE YOU CAN QUICKLY SAY SOMETHING FUNNY RIGHT WHEN IT HAPPENS.
THAT WAY IT CAN ALMOST BE LIKE YOU DID IT YOURSELF.

[gnasher]

why does it sound like you're speaking from experience?

**that one is kind of lame.

[alienates]

FUCK YOU!
I'M JUST OFFERING YOU A SUGGESTION SINCE YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF DOING THIS WITHOUT CHEATING.
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M SO NICE TO BE GIVING YOU THIS HANDICAP.

[gnasher]

i've never cheated at anything! take that back!

[alienates]

HA HA.
MAKE ME, DOUCHEBAG.

[gnasher]

[eerie silence]

[you know what that means]

[alienates]

RIN?
????????????

[gnasher]

[feet slamming down the hall towards u]

[alienates]

RIN YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY COMING TO MAKE ME ARE YOU?
HEY.
HEY.
RIN.
RIN.
RIN.
HEY.
HELLO.
FUCK.
YOU.
I.
AM.
TALKING.
TO.
YOU.
ANSWER.
ME.
YOU.
SHITHEAD.
RIN.
RIN.
HELLO.
RIN.
HEY.
GODDAMMIT.

[gnasher]

[knock










knock]

[alienates]

No one's home, jackass!

[gnasher]

[silence]

[maybe he left?]

[alienates]

...

[ he opens the door to

look

outside

???? ]

[gnasher]

[a hand slams the door wider, and .2 seconds later Karkat's world is brought down to the floor and becomes full of red hair and obnoxious, huffing laughter]

Seriously? Who opens it --

[he's losing it, and also trying to get Karkat's head into the vicinity of his armpit]

[alienates]

[ MOTHERFUCKER

rin now has one [1] flailing karkat in his hands. it's not his fault he is gullible, okay??? ]

Let me! The fuck! Go!

[gnasher]

[it's not happening; welcome to jackass]

[Rin tries to pin one of those stupid flailing arms, or at least contain them, but he's still laughing a bit too hard]

It's like you were walking -- ahaha -- around the haunted house, and heard a sound, and went alone to look --

[trying to flip him down onto the floor like a crab now]

[alienates]

[ LISTEN..... karkat would 100% check out a noise in a haunted house by himself and then die horribly. he is that idiot. ]

Rin I am going to shove my foot so far up your nook that you will have bring about a new meaning of having the runs.

[gnasher]

I don't have a nook, dumbass!

[1, 2, 3 -- attempted flip]