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[parodeity]

you literally put them out there and then yanked them away

nah im above that
since youd be even more hard to get to agree to go on dates if i tricked you by using it to get you to go somewhere else
if i wanted to get you to go somewhere else id use a different method

[ read: he would tell karkat not to go there. ]

ok do you have any food requests for the chef
the chef is me btw

[alienates]

NO STALKERS!

OK FINE. I STILL DON'T TRUST YOU OR BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE "ABOVE" ANYTHING.
BUT FINE.

AND NOT REALLY.
SOMETHING OTHER THAN APPLES.
I DON'T TRUST YOU ON THAT EITHER.

[parodeity]

ok but you need to be introduced to them later
oh and trousersnake
hes cool

dude im obviously not feeding you just apples
you need like food pyramid shit
although i guess the food pyramid might be bullshit
or something
i only half remember that article w/e

[alienates]

DID YOU JUST SAY TROUSERSNAKE.

ALSO WAIT.
SLOW DOWN.
WHAT'S A FOOD PYRAMID?
THAT SOUNDS REALLY POINTLESS AND DUMB, SO I GUESS IT MAKES SENSE THAT HUMANS MADE IT.

[parodeity]

yeah hes one of those snake things that like to live under jelly mushrooms
i helped him defend his mushroom so he lets me sit under it with him sometimes

i mean i guess that makes sense
trolls are literally a planet of teens and babies right
since all your adults are awol

[alienates]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE, THE FACT THAT YOU DO THAT OR THE FACT THAT I AM NOT EVEN QUESTIONING IT AT ALL.
PROBABLY BOTH?

BASICALLY YEAH.
SO IS THE FOOD PYRAMID AN ADULT HUMAN THING?
WHY ARE THEY STACKING FOOD IN A PYRAMID SHAPE.