OH MY GOD!!!! LITERALLY NOTHING YOU JUST SAID INDICATES THAT YOU "GOT IT UNDER CONTROL"!!! DO THOSE WORDS MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT ON EARTH THAN THEY DO ON ATERNIA? I WILL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT FOR ABOUT TWO SECONDS AND PLAY ALONG. AW GEE! YOU DEFINITELY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! ONE. TWO. MOMENT OVER. NOW SPILL.
EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY IS JUST MAKING ME GROW MORE AND MORE CONCERNED. YOU ENORMOUS COCKBITE JUST TELL ME ALREADY. BEFORE I DO SOMETHING VERY DRAMATIC TO GET YOUR ATTENTION AGAIN.
dude no i dont want to talk about them until im sure its all right you can be as dramatic as you want im not going to budge on this im not telling them about you guys either so its a two way street of secrecy no offense but youre terrible at keeping secrets partly because you cant keep to an inside voice
I AM KEEPING A FUCK TON OF SECRETS RIGHT NOW FYI. SO I AM DISPROVING YOUR TERRIBLE AT KEEPING SECRETS THEORY AS WE SPEAK. AND WHAT EXACTLY CONSTITUTES BEING SURE? IS IT WHEN YOU'RE ONLY 80% SURE THEY WON'T EAT YOU? YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.
when im 100% sure they wont hurt you guys and you wont hurt them anyway technically i actually cant tell you about it anyway since it might inspire you to do something and no one does anything about it for a pretty long period of time so i do have reasons other than secrecy for safety here i cant fuck with the timeline bro its all already happened slash is happening
no man its not again its just what i was doing while shit was happening with dirk i stopped doing them because its gotten to the point i already have a headache on my hands for a while now and also yeah
WOW, I AM GLAD YOU THAT STOPPED. THERE IS ALWAYS A SILVER LINING TO EVERY SHITFEST, I GUESS. DAVE STRIDER: ACTUALLY STOPPED DOING SOMETHING STUPID AT HIS OWN VOLITION FOR ONCE. GLAD TO KNOW THAT SOME THINGS CHANGE.
YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE BEEN ATTEMPTING IT ALONE IN THE FIRST PLACE. I KEEP TELLING YOU, AND I'M SURE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TOO, THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY ALONE ANYMORE, DUDE. AND WHILE DIRK IS PROBABLY AS EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED AS YOU ARE AT LEAST HE'S BEEN GOING TO OTHER PEOPLE FOR HELP ON THIS MATTER. I KNOW THAT "WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER" IS CLICHE AND ALSO YOU PROBABLY FELL ASLEEP DURING THOSE MOVIES TOO? I LOST TRACK OF ALL THE ONES YOU ACTUALLY MANAGED TO REMAIN CONSCIOUS FOR. BUT ANYWAY I'M GLAD THAT YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO TAP INTO THE BEST RESOURCE YOU HAVE IMO. PROBABLY THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN KNOCK EVEN A LITTLE SENSE INTO THAT THINK PAN OF YOURS.
shes not the only person or the best resource you exist too but in this case i think i actually might need what rose has been trying to sell me for half our goddamn lives
LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES. OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT I'M NOT THAT MUCH OF A DICK TO DEMAND THAT. BUT LET ME KNOW IF YOU THINK IT HELPED AFTERWARD?
YOU CAN'T KILL YOURSELF. I ALREADY PLANNED OUT THAT I'M DYING FIRST AND AM LEAVING YOU MY ALL OF MY FIVE BELONGINGS. INCLUDING THIS REALLY COOL CRAB THING I FOUND IN THE OCEAN RECENTLY. IT'S FUCKING AWESOME.
I CAN DIE WHENEVER I WANT, YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME. ALSO I NEED TO WAIT FOR THINGS TO CALM DOWN BEFORE PROPOSING? THAT IS STILL A THING THAT'S HAPPENING EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.
YOU CAN GET ONE HUG IF YOU COME BACK AND HAVEN'T BEEN MAIMED BY YOUR FRIENDS.
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dont tell dirk or rose
ive got it under control
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LITERALLY NOTHING YOU JUST SAID INDICATES THAT YOU "GOT IT UNDER CONTROL"!!!
DO THOSE WORDS MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT ON EARTH THAN THEY DO ON ATERNIA?
I WILL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT FOR ABOUT TWO SECONDS AND PLAY ALONG.
AW GEE! YOU DEFINITELY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
ONE.
TWO.
MOMENT OVER.
NOW SPILL.
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i may not be totally sure im forever sacrosanct re attacking but theyre still my friends
and i dont want anyone to attack them
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YOU ENORMOUS COCKBITE JUST TELL ME ALREADY.
BEFORE I DO SOMETHING VERY DRAMATIC TO GET YOUR ATTENTION AGAIN.
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i dont want to talk about them until im sure its all right
you can be as dramatic as you want im not going to budge on this
im not telling them about you guys either so its a two way street of secrecy
no offense but youre terrible at keeping secrets partly because you cant keep to an inside voice
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SO I AM DISPROVING YOUR TERRIBLE AT KEEPING SECRETS THEORY AS WE SPEAK.
AND WHAT EXACTLY CONSTITUTES BEING SURE?
IS IT WHEN YOU'RE ONLY 80% SURE THEY WON'T EAT YOU?
YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.
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anyway
technically i actually cant tell you about it anyway since it might inspire you to do something
and no one does anything about it for a pretty long period of time
so i do have reasons other than secrecy for safety here
i cant fuck with the timeline bro
its all already happened slash is happening
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HOW LONG IS IT THIS TIME?
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what i was doing while shit was happening with dirk
i stopped doing them because its gotten to the point i already have a headache on my hands for a while now
and also
yeah
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THERE IS ALWAYS A SILVER LINING TO EVERY SHITFEST, I GUESS.
DAVE STRIDER: ACTUALLY STOPPED DOING SOMETHING STUPID AT HIS OWN VOLITION FOR ONCE.
GLAD TO KNOW THAT SOME THINGS CHANGE.
I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
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anyway
im gonna ask rose to help me
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YOU'LL ACTUALLY TRY, RIGHT?
AND NOT JUST SAY THAT YOU'RE TRYING WITHOUT ACTUALLY MEANING IT?
AGAIN.
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but i dont think i can manage this alone
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I KEEP TELLING YOU, AND I'M SURE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TOO, THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY ALONE ANYMORE, DUDE.
AND WHILE DIRK IS PROBABLY AS EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED AS YOU ARE AT LEAST HE'S BEEN GOING TO OTHER PEOPLE FOR HELP ON THIS MATTER.
I KNOW THAT "WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER" IS CLICHE AND ALSO YOU PROBABLY FELL ASLEEP DURING THOSE MOVIES TOO?
I LOST TRACK OF ALL THE ONES YOU ACTUALLY MANAGED TO REMAIN CONSCIOUS FOR.
BUT ANYWAY I'M GLAD THAT YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO TAP INTO THE BEST RESOURCE YOU HAVE IMO.
PROBABLY THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN KNOCK EVEN A LITTLE SENSE INTO THAT THINK PAN OF YOURS.
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you exist too
but in this case
i think
i actually might need what rose has been trying to sell me for half our goddamn lives
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OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT I'M NOT THAT MUCH OF A DICK TO DEMAND THAT.
BUT LET ME KNOW IF YOU THINK IT HELPED AFTERWARD?
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so far not so good even though she hasnt shown up yet
but i might have thrown up a little from nerves or something
ill tell you eventually
if i dont fuck this one up
and also dont immediately kill myself after
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I ALREADY PLANNED OUT THAT I'M DYING FIRST AND AM LEAVING YOU MY ALL OF MY FIVE BELONGINGS.
INCLUDING THIS REALLY COOL CRAB THING I FOUND IN THE OCEAN RECENTLY. IT'S FUCKING AWESOME.
[ it's a giant crab plushie. ]
BUT OK.
TRY NOT TO VOMIT AGAIN?
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also i want to hug that
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ALSO I NEED TO WAIT FOR THINGS TO CALM DOWN BEFORE PROPOSING?
THAT IS STILL A THING THAT'S HAPPENING EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.
YOU CAN GET ONE HUG IF YOU COME BACK AND HAVEN'T BEEN MAIMED BY YOUR FRIENDS.
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kinda hard to buy the proposal angle dude
k
also idk how long the strilonde talk will take but if were gonna be gone for the night ill let you know via text
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UGH OK.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE GONE FOR THAT LONG REMEMBER TO GODDAMN EAT YOU IMBECILE.
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do you really want that
wait shit of course you do
i brought snacks for rose chill
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I DID NOT AGREE TO THAT BEING A THING THAT I WANT.
WHEN DID I GIVE THAT IMPRESSION?
DO YOU MEAN YOU BROUGHT IT SPECIFICALLY FOR HER OR FOR YOUR TIME WITH HER?
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obviously the former but if i feel less nauseous later i promise to eat something
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