[ normally dave would like, dodge, but he feels like if people want to beat him up at this point in time it's ok? he doesn't dodge the kick just like he didn't dodge dirk's punch, and he doesn't retaliate. he does drop down to sit next to karkat, though. ]
[ karkat shifts slightly so the position is more comfortable. for someone who sure did go on a rant about wanting to punch dave he is. definitely doing the opposite of that. ]
I love you too, I guess.
[ yeah he is still physically incapable of not saying it back. ]
You don't just offer that shit to people. I would do it even if you didn't offer, but also, no? I don't even know what you've been up to out there, what if you got like, fucking stabbed by some fish with a giant horn on its head or something? You could be hiding the wound right now.
[ he immediately starts to. poke at dave's stomach then chest in case there is a wound? somewhere? ]
[ oh it's time for jokes - but yeah there does not seem to be a wound? anywhere? give him some credit he OBVIOUSLY healed up any injuries before coming to see karkat?????? ]
I'm not going to ask you to take your shirt off! You just keep it on. Don't even move your fingers towards that fabric, I swear to fuck. Keep your hands where they are, where I can see them, away from your unfashionable garments.
[ karkat refuses to lose at any game even if losing would benefit him??? ]
First of all, my garments are not unfashionable? Fuck you. Second, what if someone had walked in why you were talking about stripping me? What then, Dave?
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Feel better?
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[ whether he means dave bringing up something embarrassing or like
in general
who knows ]
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[ dave
??? stop ]
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[ he does not move to punch him though. ]
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I love you too, I guess.
[ yeah he is still physically incapable of not saying it back. ]
Stop being an idiot.
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[ like
what do you want him to knock off in particular here, babe ]
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that probably won't happen though. ]
First of all don't suggest to people that they should punch you? What the fuck?
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[ you know to make you feel better or...something
look
he's tired and this isn't even the most emotionally exhausted he's going to be over the next few days. ]
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You don't just offer that shit to people. I would do it even if you didn't offer, but also, no? I don't even know what you've been up to out there, what if you got like, fucking stabbed by some fish with a giant horn on its head or something? You could be hiding the wound right now.
[ he immediately starts to. poke at dave's stomach then chest in case there is a wound? somewhere? ]
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[ oh it's time for jokes - but yeah there does not seem to be a wound? anywhere? give him some credit he OBVIOUSLY healed up any injuries before coming to see karkat?????? ]
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Who the hell would want to see you without a shirt on? Get over yourself.
[ he seems to accept that dave is lacking in wounds though. ]
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[ because like
game on if so ]
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[ karkat refuses to lose at any game even if losing would benefit him??? ]
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[ apparently he's just going to flirt outrageously instead of talking about feelings ]
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First of all, my garments are not unfashionable? Fuck you. Second, what if someone had walked in why you were talking about stripping me? What then, Dave?
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I'm reasonably sure no one is gonna question any bullshit I say ever because I say a whole metric fuckton of it?
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If you walked into a room and I was talkin' about this kinda shit would you really bat an eyelash.
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[ wait. ]
Who would you be talking to about stripping?
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[ dress nicer, dirk ]
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[ karkat thinks they both dress dumb??
karkat also only wears like, one shirt. someone should change that probably wtf. ]