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[alienates]

[ karkat shifts slightly so the position is more comfortable. for someone who sure did go on a rant about wanting to punch dave he is. definitely doing the opposite of that. ]

I love you too, I guess.

[ yeah he is still physically incapable of not saying it back. ]

Stop being an idiot.

[parodeity]

In what specific way am I bein' told to stop bein' an idiot?

[ like

what do you want him to knock off in particular here, babe ]

[alienates]

[ preferably all the ways???

that probably won't happen though. ]

First of all don't suggest to people that they should punch you? What the fuck?

[parodeity]

It wasn't a suggestion? It was more like an offer, dude.

[ you know to make you feel better or...something

look

he's tired and this isn't even the most emotionally exhausted he's going to be over the next few days. ]

[alienates]

[ """days""" ]

You don't just offer that shit to people. I would do it even if you didn't offer, but also, no? I don't even know what you've been up to out there, what if you got like, fucking stabbed by some fish with a giant horn on its head or something? You could be hiding the wound right now.

[ he immediately starts to. poke at dave's stomach then chest in case there is a wound? somewhere? ]

[parodeity]

Are you tryin' to get me to take my shirt off?

[ oh it's time for jokes - but yeah there does not seem to be a wound? anywhere? give him some credit he OBVIOUSLY healed up any injuries before coming to see karkat?????? ]

[alienates]

[ THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!!!! ]

Who the hell would want to see you without a shirt on? Get over yourself.

[ he seems to accept that dave is lacking in wounds though. ]

[parodeity]

Do we really wanna play the game where I refuse to take off my shirt till you ask me.

[ because like

game on if so ]

[alienates]

I'm not going to ask you to take your shirt off! You just keep it on. Don't even move your fingers towards that fabric, I swear to fuck. Keep your hands where they are, where I can see them, away from your unfashionable garments.

[ karkat refuses to lose at any game even if losing would benefit him??? ]

[parodeity]

What about your unfashionable garments, are those off-limits?

[ apparently he's just going to flirt outrageously instead of talking about feelings ]

[alienates]

[ ugh. stop being good at distracting him. ]

First of all, my garments are not unfashionable? Fuck you. Second, what if someone had walked in why you were talking about stripping me? What then, Dave?

[parodeity]

[ never? ]

I'm reasonably sure no one is gonna question any bullshit I say ever because I say a whole metric fuckton of it?

[ like ]

If you walked into a room and I was talkin' about this kinda shit would you really bat an eyelash.

[alienates]

No, but I'm used to you.

[ wait. ]

Who would you be talking to about stripping?

[parodeity]

D...irk? He needs to wear less idiotic clothes sometimes.

[ dress nicer, dirk ]

[alienates]

You are really not one to talk about idiot clothes.

[ karkat thinks they both dress dumb??

karkat also only wears like, one shirt. someone should change that probably wtf. ]