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[parodeity]

What about your unfashionable garments, are those off-limits?

[ apparently he's just going to flirt outrageously instead of talking about feelings ]

[alienates]

[ ugh. stop being good at distracting him. ]

First of all, my garments are not unfashionable? Fuck you. Second, what if someone had walked in why you were talking about stripping me? What then, Dave?

[parodeity]

[ never? ]

I'm reasonably sure no one is gonna question any bullshit I say ever because I say a whole metric fuckton of it?

[ like ]

If you walked into a room and I was talkin' about this kinda shit would you really bat an eyelash.

[alienates]

No, but I'm used to you.

[ wait. ]

Who would you be talking to about stripping?

[parodeity]

D...irk? He needs to wear less idiotic clothes sometimes.

[ dress nicer, dirk ]

[alienates]

You are really not one to talk about idiot clothes.

[ karkat thinks they both dress dumb??

karkat also only wears like, one shirt. someone should change that probably wtf. ]