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[alienates]

WHAT?
I WANTED NO SUCH THING.

SO DID YOU WATCH THE MOVIE WITH HIM?

[parodeity]

yes you did
if you didnt you wouldnt have had him watch it with me
he could have watched it alone or with dirk
itd be more of a punishment to watch it with dirk because dirk would have argued about the merits of the film with him
whereas i just laughed at him

yeah
i can see why you like him
im not sure which of us you wanted to meet the other or if it was both
but he seems chill
but when have i ever not liked your legitimate friends

[alienates]

WELL ALL OF MY "LEGITIMATE" FRIENDS ALSO ENDED UP BEING YOUR FRIENDS.
NOT THAT I'M TELLING YOU TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU HANG OUT AFTER THIS?
JUST SO YOU KNOW.

[parodeity]

so basically you want us to be bros
you want me to start a tsundere collection

[alienates]

WHAT THE FUCK.
THAT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I JUST SAID.
ALSO STOP SAYING TSUNDERE WITHOUT EVER EXPLAINING WHAT IT MEANS?

[parodeity]

youre a tsundere
tsundere alien waifu
youre like the picture in the dictionary next to the definition of the word
i would have originally told you to ask dirk about it
but apparently he is not a weeaboo
which is weird
but i digress

[alienates]

SO MANY WORDS THAT SOUND FAKE AS FUCK.
I KNOW YOU WON'T ADMIT TO THEM BEING FAKE BUT. I KNOW.
ALSO TSUNDERE ALIEN WAIFU SOUNDS LIKE AN INSULT.

[parodeity]

i think its an accurate description of our relationship on your half

[alienates]

OK I AM 100% TAKING IT AS AN INSULT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WILL JUST FIND SOMEONE ELSE AND ASK WHAT IT MEANS.
IF IT REALLY MEANS ANYTHING AT ALL.
WHICH IT MOST LIKELY DOES NOT. BECAUSE YOU'RE A DICK.

[parodeity]

sweet lemme know how that goes

[alienates]

WAIT YOU SOUND TOO PLEASED ABOUT THAT.
I MEAN, NOT LITERALLY SOUND SINCE THIS IS TEXT.
BUT YOUR RED LETTERS LOOK TOO PLEASED ABOUT THAT.
IS THIS A TRAP?

[parodeity]

yes obviously
im leading you into a nefarious trap with my wily ways
idk dude you do you i genuinely do not care

[alienates]

FUCK YOU.
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT YOU DON'T CARE EVERY TIME?
LIKE YOU DO NOT HAVE THAT LOW LEVEL OF CARE INSIDE YOUR ANNOYING FRAME.

[parodeity]

dont care about this
i care about other things

[alienates]

YES.
AND THEY ARE ALL STUPID SO THEY DON'T COUNT.

1/2

[parodeity]

dont call yourself stupid

[parodeity]

wait shit that was too corny even for me
lets change the subject

[alienates]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!
YES. PLEASE.
LET'S TALK ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS CURRENT LINE OF CONVERSATION.
I'M EVEN WILLING TO GO ON ABOUT THE WEATHER.
WHICH IS THE SAME AS ALWAYS: WE ARE UNDERWATER, IT IS WET.

[parodeity]

hows having kanaya around again going

[alienates]

OH! SHE'S GREAT.
I MEAN, IT SUCKS THAT SHE LOST THE MATRIORB AND ALL BUT.
WHY WOULDN'T IT GO MISSING?

[parodeity]

shit seriously
i mean of course its serious you wouldnt joke about that but
we can keep an eye out for it?

[alienates]

THAT'LL BE HELPFUL, YEAH.
SHE WANTS TO PUT SIGNS UP?
I TOLD HER TO NOT SPREAD AROUND WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS BECAUSE I'M NOT REALLY SURE I LIKE THE IDEA OF SOMEONE FINDING IT.
AND THEN IT TURNS OUT THEY'RE AN ASSHOLE, SO THEY'RE LIKE, "WOW, HAVING THE FATE OF AN ENTIRE SPECIES IN MY HANDS IS PRETTY GOOD!"
AND, I DON'T KNOW, CACKLE EVILLY OR SOMETHING.

[parodeity]

ok well at least we can spread it to trustworthy people right?
the more eyes out looking for the thing the better
and you can ask ursula to keep you alerted about it too

[alienates]

UGHHHH.
I GUESS I'LL ASK URSULA TO HELP...
DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE LOCKED ME OUT OF HER SYSTEMS?
EVEN THOUGH WE ARE CURRENTLY ON A TRUCE?
THAT'S FUCKING BETRAYAL.

[parodeity]

she probably did that before your truce man