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[gnasher]

can we talk?

[unambiguous]

[alienates]

WELL THAT'S NOT VAGUE OR OMINOUS SOUNDING.
BUT YEAH SURE.
WE CAN TALK.

[gnasher]

nothing's ominous or ambiguous or something to get weird about/

[alienates]

OK FINE.
JUST MAKING SURE?
I HAVE BEEN GETTING TOLD A LOT OF VAGUE BULLSHIT SO I NEEDED TO BE PREPARED TO LEAVE THIS CONVERSATION ANGRY OR NOT.

[gnasher]

i think you leave with what you bring to a conversation

[gnasher]

what kind of vague bullshit?

[alienates]

I'M NOT EVEN SURE?
IT WAS THAT VAGUE.
BUT IT WAS ALSO IMPLIED TO BE IMPORTANT AT AN EARLIER TIME SO IDK.
ANYWAY SO I JUST ASSUME THEY CHANGED THEIR MIND ON TELLING ME WHATEVER THE FUCK IT SO WHATEVER.

[ he had a weird conversation with dave ok. ]

LET'S FOCUS ON YOUR VAGUE BULLSHIT INSTEAD.

[gnasher]

it's not vague or bullshit or something to get weird about.

[alienates]

OK BUT YOU DO KNOW THAT THE MORE YOU SAY THAT, THE LESS I BELIEVE YOU?
JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY, JEGUS.

[gnasher]

i met a girl.

[alienates]

UHHHHH.
CONGRATULATIONS????

[gnasher]

her name's korra. she's new, kind of tall, dark hair, fit?and human too i guess? i actually don't know, i guess it'd be rude to assume.

[alienates]

OH! I MET HER.
I GUESS THIS MAKES SENSE.
IF YOU'RE MAKING MATCHES BASED ON BICEPS BEING EQUAL TO YOURS.
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.

[gnasher]

what? bicep size isn't a factor. your biceps are fine.

[alienates]

RIN, DON'T GIVE ME FALSE FLATTERY ABOUT MY LESS THAN AVERAGE BICEPS.
BUT I CAN VERY CLEARLY SEE THAT YOU APPARENTLY HAVE A TYPE.
IT DOES MAKE SENSE IN RETROSPECT.
AT LEAST NOW I CAN GIVE DAVE AN ANSWER FOR SOMETHING HE ASKED ABOUT THE OTHER DAY.

[gnasher]

[DOES HE KNOW?????????????????????????]

what/ did he ask? what are you talking about me for? don't you have more important shit to discuss than some dumb movie night with two guys? i don't have a type either whatever that means, and if i did, it wouldn't be disrespectful to other relationships because that would be a clear violation of friendship

[alienates]

[ THIS IS THE MOST CONFUSING CONVERSATION EVER wtf the fuck rin??? ]

WHAT.
NONE OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID MADE ANY SENSE.
WHY WOULDN'T WE TALK ABOUT YOU?
DO YOU NOT MENTION YOUR FRIENDS TO YOUR OTHER FRIENDS?
WHAT'S DISRESPECTFUL TO OTHER RELATIONSHIPS???

[gnasher]

you can talk about whatever you want with your boyfriend but i'm not that interesting is all and he seems like a guy that isn't really into sports or anything, so really, he's not going to be the kind of person who wants to hear about how many laps i did, since that's what i do mostly

laps

[gnasher]

going around in circles

[alienates]

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM

[gnasher]

what

who

[alienates]

DAVE.
WHAT DID
YOU JUST CALL HIM?

[gnasher]

[ -- oh]

[HE FUCKED UP]

[gnasher]

[wait no he didn't this is fine this can be fine]

your boyfriend. you're in a committed, serious relationship with a guy who's obviously crazy about you and i respect and admire that.

since we're friends, like you said.

[nailed it.]

[gnasher]

or maybe not, since you didn't tell me he was your boyfriend beforehand.