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[gnasher]

it's not a punishment, it's a fair gentlemen's agreement.

i can agree to everything except your delusions of grandeur. there might be some books in the library on how to cope with losing, you should check them out.

[alienates]

WHY WOULD I NEED TO READ THAT IF I'LL NEVER USE IT?
OH WAIT! I UNDERSTAND NOW.
YOU WANT ME TO UNDERSTAND HOW YOU, A LOSER, MUST FEEL.
I'LL DO MY BEST TO EMPHASIZE WITH THESE EMOTIONS.

[gnasher]

what'd you just call me? no one's ever called me that before. i guess winners like me have a different kind of lifestyle. thanks for trying to empathize, it's tough to be constantly the best.

[alienates]

YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE YOU SHOULD WAIT TO BRAG TIL YOU ACTUALLY BEAT ME AT SOMETHING.
I'M STILL WAITING ON THAT.

[gnasher]

my plan to win is already in motion.

[alienates]

BULLSHIT.
YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN.

[gnasher]

i always have a plan. i'm a theory freak. you think this is a scenario i haven't already considered?

[alienates]

UH. YES?
I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT YOU FORESAW THIS HAPPENING.

[gnasher]

i meant the scenario of wanting to make that deadpan guy emote.

[alienates]

YOU SHOULD INVEST IN NEW GOALS.
THAT ONE IS KIND OF LAME.

[gnasher]

shut up, it isn't lame to want to see other sides of people. i can have as many kinds of goals as i want.

[alienates]

IF YOU WANT TO SEE HIM SMILE SO BADLY JUST FOLLOW HIM AROUND WHEN HE'S GOING TO VISIT HIS FAMILY OR JAKE.
MYSTERY SOLVED.

[gnasher]

what kind of victory would that be? that's like watching someone else score a goal.

[alienates]

MAYBE YOU CAN QUICKLY SAY SOMETHING FUNNY RIGHT WHEN IT HAPPENS.
THAT WAY IT CAN ALMOST BE LIKE YOU DID IT YOURSELF.

[gnasher]

why does it sound like you're speaking from experience?

**that one is kind of lame.

[alienates]

FUCK YOU!
I'M JUST OFFERING YOU A SUGGESTION SINCE YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF DOING THIS WITHOUT CHEATING.
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M SO NICE TO BE GIVING YOU THIS HANDICAP.

[gnasher]

i've never cheated at anything! take that back!

[alienates]

HA HA.
MAKE ME, DOUCHEBAG.

[gnasher]

[eerie silence]

[you know what that means]

[alienates]

RIN?
????????????

[gnasher]

[feet slamming down the hall towards u]

[alienates]

RIN YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY COMING TO MAKE ME ARE YOU?
HEY.
HEY.
RIN.
RIN.
RIN.
HEY.
HELLO.
FUCK.
YOU.
I.
AM.
TALKING.
TO.
YOU.
ANSWER.
ME.
YOU.
SHITHEAD.
RIN.
RIN.
HELLO.
RIN.
HEY.
GODDAMMIT.

[gnasher]

[knock










knock]

[alienates]

No one's home, jackass!

[gnasher]

[silence]

[maybe he left?]