[ dave you shitty dick stop with the time bs..............
but karkat still doesn't look too pleased, partly since he doesn't believe dave is actually sorry. despite that, he will actually lean in to kiss dave, a lot more gently this time in comparison to the one from two hours ago (over four weeks) ago. karkat figures if there is one way to at least somewhat lessen the edge, it's that, and also he just wanted to do it.
he also wants to punch him but he decides to wait until dave does something to truly piss him off again before attempting that. ]
[ he didn't want to show up with a bruise from getting punched???? karkat would have been pissed off??? honestly karkat probably knows dave won't actually stop him from like, punching him. karkat is used to dave absconding for periods of time before coming back and just kind of allowing whatever to happen.
he did find a shortcut to shaking dave out of his weird mood, at least - he can't remain carefully neutral when karkat leans in, and instead kisses back, his left hand rising to the side of karkat's neck. ]
[ other things karkat is used to: dave not knowing how to shut the fuck up. which is actually a shared problem between them but whatever.
anyway this is the one advantage karkat has over dave that no one else has and he will use it?? even if it's cheating but dave cheats all the time so!! ]
Why do you keep talking, holy shit. [ says the guy who is also interrupting the kiss to talk? ]
[ UGH karkat doesn't want to talk about dirk!! well, he does, but he wants to talk about dave's relationship with dirk. not his own?? he just wants to hold a grudge forever at the guy and be mad, why won't dave let this be a thing. ]
As hard of a time as I usually give to him.
[ no he's probably gonna continue to be an asshole ]
Don't give me that look, you knockoff Tim Lake. [ karkat doesn't think dave will even catch that reference because the dude probably fell asleep when karkat forced him to watch that particular romcom. since, you know, dave always falls asleep. ]
I'm an immature and unlikable asshole, remember? Of course I'm going to be a dick to him. But it'll just be my normal level of dickness.
You say that, but I know for a fact people're takin' to you. Like, sure, you piss people off a lot, but I bet a lot of people are comin' around talkin' to you and friending it up despite your best attempt at being a cactus.
[ ... ]
I love you and all but you'd totally fail an attempt to steal Dirk's hypothetical lunch money.
karkat, at least, does not say that and just focuses on the second thing. ]
And fuck you, I would steal it as well as his carefully written homework. And then, to put icing on the absurdly sweet baked good, I would stick his head down a waste tube and flush it so many times his hair will finally learn how to follow the laws of gravity, something you all ignore on a regular basis. I will then use his lunch money to wipe away the salty tears that will leak from his vision balls and I will use the tears and money to season my dinner. A dinner known as my overflowing cruelty.
[ well he 100% meant it when he told dirk to fuck off but he took that back because dave would be Upset over it lmao
karkat does not point that out. ]
I don't like "being involved," I am just always thrust into situations without my consent and then am forced to become involved. They're completely different.
[ NOOOOO karkat is just going to. sit down and cover his face because he regrets that memo so much (he regrets like all the memos actually) yet people keep bringing it up?? it's so embarrassing in hindsight? ]
I have no fucking clue what memo you're even talking about! I never said anything about your plump lips.
[ for someone who supposedly has no idea what dave is talking about he sure did react to it. ]
[ normally dave would like, dodge, but he feels like if people want to beat him up at this point in time it's ok? he doesn't dodge the kick just like he didn't dodge dirk's punch, and he doesn't retaliate. he does drop down to sit next to karkat, though. ]
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...Yeah, I just got back from talking to Dirk.
[ plus a few days to heal a bruise lmfao ]
Sorry.
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but karkat still doesn't look too pleased, partly since he doesn't believe dave is actually sorry. despite that, he will actually lean in to kiss dave, a lot more gently this time in comparison to the one from two hours ago (over four weeks) ago. karkat figures if there is one way to at least somewhat lessen the edge, it's that, and also he just wanted to do it.
he also wants to punch him but he decides to wait until dave does something to truly piss him off again before attempting that. ]
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he did find a shortcut to shaking dave out of his weird mood, at least - he can't remain carefully neutral when karkat leans in, and instead kisses back, his left hand rising to the side of karkat's neck. ]
Hey. [ shut up dave ]
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anyway this is the one advantage karkat has over dave that no one else has and he will use it?? even if it's cheating but dave cheats all the time so!! ]
Why do you keep talking, holy shit. [ says the guy who is also interrupting the kiss to talk? ]
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[ oh ok we're back to the topic of dirk.
sorry karkat ]
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As hard of a time as I usually give to him.
[ no he's probably gonna continue to be an asshole ]
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and
that's it. try again?????? ]
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I'm an immature and unlikable asshole, remember? Of course I'm going to be a dick to him. But it'll just be my normal level of dickness.
[ nah ]
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[ dave isn't going to argue the immature or asshole parts i guess???????????
romance ]
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[ ugh anyway ] You can stop worrying about it since I'm not going to attempt to steal his fucking lunch money or anything.
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I love you and all but you'd totally fail an attempt to steal Dirk's hypothetical lunch money.
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karkat, at least, does not say that and just focuses on the second thing. ]
And fuck you, I would steal it as well as his carefully written homework. And then, to put icing on the absurdly sweet baked good, I would stick his head down a waste tube and flush it so many times his hair will finally learn how to follow the laws of gravity, something you all ignore on a regular basis. I will then use his lunch money to wipe away the salty tears that will leak from his vision balls and I will use the tears and money to season my dinner. A dinner known as my overflowing cruelty.
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His hair stays like that in water so I don't think that'd work? But anyway. Is it ok if I keep crashing with you for a bit?
[ at night, he means. ]
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[ probably because they both know if karkat said no to it he wouldn't actually mean it. ]
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[ karkat is so tsundere? it's terrible ]
You rarely mean any of your demands people fuck off, admit it. You like being involved.
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karkat does not point that out. ]
I don't like "being involved," I am just always thrust into situations without my consent and then am forced to become involved. They're completely different.
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[ admit it ]
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[ NO REFUSES TO ADMIT IT? ]
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[ that was meddling
and also being weirdly fixated on dave's lips, dave is not sure how to classify that one still ]
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I have no fucking clue what memo you're even talking about! I never said anything about your plump lips.
[ for someone who supposedly has no idea what dave is talking about he sure did react to it. ]
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[ like
he's just saying. as he sticks his hands in his pockets and smiles down at karkat in genuine amusement. ]
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karkat kicks him?? except it's an awkward kick considering he's sitting on the ground but still. ]
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Feel better?
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[ whether he means dave bringing up something embarrassing or like
in general
who knows ]
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[ dave
??? stop ]
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