[ lmao implying that karkat has a normal sleep schedule. ]
DEFINE "A WHILE." AND DEFINE IT IN DAVE STRIDER TERMS AND NOT "WELL FROM YOUR PERSPECTIVE IT'LL BE THIS LONG" OR WHATEVER. BECAUSE I NEED A TIME FRAME SO I'LL KNOW HOW ANGRY I'M GOING TO BE.
no i think its for the best im like not here ill give rose my coordinates though and shell tell you them were off to have a chat like i said gonna let her analyze me tell me whether or not ive got a thing for dicks etc
yes i know thats why i plan to give you my coordinates or well actually coordinates to a place near to where im staying idk if my friends would play nice
I GUESS IF THEY KILL YOU THAT'LL SOLVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS. I WOULDN'T REALLY APPRECIATE THEM TAKING AWAY MY CHANGE OF WRINGING YOUR NECK INSTEAD BUT WHATEVER. GOD YOU ARE SO STUPID.
WOW, THANKS FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I WAS IN A VERY DANGEROUS SITUATION LATELY AND I DID NOT DIE. IN FACT, I SAVED SOMEONE'S LIFE. SO I'M SURE I CAN HANDLE YOU NEW BEST FRIENDS PERFECTLY FINE.
what dangerous situation were you in but yeah i know you can handle yourself man its just that my new friends are a little different so id prefer not to risk it since shockingly enough i prefer you to be in one piece and entirely well i cant bring myself to deprive the world of all your shouting
YOU ARE NOT REALLY EASING MY CONCERNS HERE. IN FACT YOU SEEM TO BE DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT? CAN YOU AT LEAST TELL ME WHAT THESE FRIENDS ARE SO I CAN ATTEMPT TO PICTURE WHAT IS GOING TO CAUSE YOUR UPCOMING DEMISE. IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO.
WOW, OK. YOU JUST COMPLETELY CONVINCED ME TO JUST GO ALONG WITH WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. PACK UP YOUR BAGS, DAVE, YOU JUST WON A FREE TRIP TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT! TELL YOUR WEIRD BUDDIES THAT I SAY HI AND CAN'T WAIT FOR MY LETTER THAT WILL SURELY DETAIL ALL OF YOUR WACKY SHENANIGANS.
OH MY GOD!!!! LITERALLY NOTHING YOU JUST SAID INDICATES THAT YOU "GOT IT UNDER CONTROL"!!! DO THOSE WORDS MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT ON EARTH THAN THEY DO ON ATERNIA? I WILL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT FOR ABOUT TWO SECONDS AND PLAY ALONG. AW GEE! YOU DEFINITELY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! ONE. TWO. MOMENT OVER. NOW SPILL.
EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY IS JUST MAKING ME GROW MORE AND MORE CONCERNED. YOU ENORMOUS COCKBITE JUST TELL ME ALREADY. BEFORE I DO SOMETHING VERY DRAMATIC TO GET YOUR ATTENTION AGAIN.
dude no i dont want to talk about them until im sure its all right you can be as dramatic as you want im not going to budge on this im not telling them about you guys either so its a two way street of secrecy no offense but youre terrible at keeping secrets partly because you cant keep to an inside voice
I AM KEEPING A FUCK TON OF SECRETS RIGHT NOW FYI. SO I AM DISPROVING YOUR TERRIBLE AT KEEPING SECRETS THEORY AS WE SPEAK. AND WHAT EXACTLY CONSTITUTES BEING SURE? IS IT WHEN YOU'RE ONLY 80% SURE THEY WON'T EAT YOU? YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.
when im 100% sure they wont hurt you guys and you wont hurt them anyway technically i actually cant tell you about it anyway since it might inspire you to do something and no one does anything about it for a pretty long period of time so i do have reasons other than secrecy for safety here i cant fuck with the timeline bro its all already happened slash is happening
no man its not again its just what i was doing while shit was happening with dirk i stopped doing them because its gotten to the point i already have a headache on my hands for a while now and also yeah
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DEFINE "A WHILE."
AND DEFINE IT IN DAVE STRIDER TERMS AND NOT "WELL FROM YOUR PERSPECTIVE IT'LL BE THIS LONG" OR WHATEVER.
BECAUSE I NEED A TIME FRAME SO I'LL KNOW HOW ANGRY I'M GOING TO BE.
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i mean in realtime
so itll be the same from both our perspectives
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I'M STILL PISSED OFF, BUT IT IS SLIIIIIIIIGHTLY LESS THAN IT COULD HAVE BEEN.
YOU COULD ALWAYS JUST NOT GO.
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ill give rose my coordinates though and shell tell you them
were off to have a chat like i said
gonna let her analyze me
tell me whether or not ive got a thing for dicks
etc
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SO I CAN FINALLY CONFESS MY SECRET FEELINGS FOR YOU AND THEN WE CA
UGH NO. I CAN'T EVEN FINISH TYPING THAT JOKE OUT.
IF YOU TELL ME THE COORDINATES I'M JUST GOING TO ANNOYINGLY VISIT YOU EVERY DAY AND KEEP YELLING AT YOU.
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or well actually coordinates to a place near to where im staying
idk if my friends would play nice
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WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE FRIENDS AND HOW LIKELY ARE THEY TO KILL SOMEONE.
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or like
sixty
[ don't tell rose or dirk?????????? ]
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I WOULDN'T REALLY APPRECIATE THEM TAKING AWAY MY CHANGE OF WRINGING YOUR NECK INSTEAD BUT WHATEVER.
GOD YOU ARE SO STUPID.
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thats why im talking to rose
but anyway thats why you cant meet my friends
i am only sixty percent sure they wont kill me but im like zero percent sure re you
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I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I WAS IN A VERY DANGEROUS SITUATION LATELY AND I DID NOT DIE.
IN FACT, I SAVED SOMEONE'S LIFE.
SO I'M SURE I CAN HANDLE YOU NEW BEST FRIENDS PERFECTLY FINE.
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but yeah i know you can handle yourself man
its just that my new friends are a little different
so
id prefer not to risk it since shockingly enough i prefer you to be in one piece and entirely well
i cant bring myself to deprive the world of all your shouting
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IN FACT YOU SEEM TO BE DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT?
CAN YOU AT LEAST TELL ME WHAT THESE FRIENDS ARE SO I CAN ATTEMPT TO PICTURE WHAT IS GOING TO CAUSE YOUR UPCOMING DEMISE.
IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO.
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YOU JUST COMPLETELY CONVINCED ME TO JUST GO ALONG WITH WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
PACK UP YOUR BAGS, DAVE, YOU JUST WON A FREE TRIP TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!
TELL YOUR WEIRD BUDDIES THAT I SAY HI AND CAN'T WAIT FOR MY LETTER THAT WILL SURELY DETAIL ALL OF YOUR WACKY SHENANIGANS.
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY, STRIDER?
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dont tell dirk or rose
ive got it under control
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LITERALLY NOTHING YOU JUST SAID INDICATES THAT YOU "GOT IT UNDER CONTROL"!!!
DO THOSE WORDS MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT ON EARTH THAN THEY DO ON ATERNIA?
I WILL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT FOR ABOUT TWO SECONDS AND PLAY ALONG.
AW GEE! YOU DEFINITELY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
ONE.
TWO.
MOMENT OVER.
NOW SPILL.
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i may not be totally sure im forever sacrosanct re attacking but theyre still my friends
and i dont want anyone to attack them
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YOU ENORMOUS COCKBITE JUST TELL ME ALREADY.
BEFORE I DO SOMETHING VERY DRAMATIC TO GET YOUR ATTENTION AGAIN.
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i dont want to talk about them until im sure its all right
you can be as dramatic as you want im not going to budge on this
im not telling them about you guys either so its a two way street of secrecy
no offense but youre terrible at keeping secrets partly because you cant keep to an inside voice
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SO I AM DISPROVING YOUR TERRIBLE AT KEEPING SECRETS THEORY AS WE SPEAK.
AND WHAT EXACTLY CONSTITUTES BEING SURE?
IS IT WHEN YOU'RE ONLY 80% SURE THEY WON'T EAT YOU?
YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.
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anyway
technically i actually cant tell you about it anyway since it might inspire you to do something
and no one does anything about it for a pretty long period of time
so i do have reasons other than secrecy for safety here
i cant fuck with the timeline bro
its all already happened slash is happening
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HOW LONG IS IT THIS TIME?
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what i was doing while shit was happening with dirk
i stopped doing them because its gotten to the point i already have a headache on my hands for a while now
and also
yeah
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