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[alienates]

Just know that it takes three damn hours to get there and that's by flying. So have fun with that.

[ seriously it's not a fun trip. ] Although seriously though, don't mention URSULA? We really would prefer if they didn't know about her.

[uncorrupts]

Damn. Things might be easier if the Black Lion somehow landed here as well... [in general. not just about... these people]

[hm]

This planet must be pretty big then. Don't worry, though. I know how to keep quiet about our vantage points.

[alienates]

[ yeah that's cool that you're gonna keep quiet and all but ]

How the hell would a fucking lion be useful here, isn't that huge an oversized cat?

[uncorrupts]

Ah. My bad.

It's a robot ship that's shaped like a lion, I suppose you could say.

[alienates]

[ there's somewhat of a long pause. ]

Why.

[uncorrupts]

...honestly? I don't know why lions.

[alienates]

I mean, that's such a random thing to based a robot ship on? It's so specifically shaped that I feel like you're going to get stuck in some weird shit.

[ just. why lions. ]

[uncorrupts]

[let me tell you]

I never thought about it that way. Now I feel like I need to know.

[alienates]

If you find out and I'm not dead feel free to tell me too because you can definitely call me curious on this particular subject.

[uncorrupts]

...you do realise you make a lot of no-context references, right?

[alienates]

What? No I don't. When did I do that?

[ he 100% does that but he genuinely sounds confused at shiro calling him out on it. ]

[uncorrupts]

Just now. With your being 'dead' or not. I can't tell if you're serious or being sarcastic.

[alienates]

I'm joking.

[ a beat. ]

Sort of? It's been a while since I've been stabbed repeatedly so I'm not going to rule anything out there.

[uncorrupts]

[seriously]

You got any reason to fear getting stabbed for?

[alienates]

Do you ever have really bad luck to the point where for a while you were convinced you placed a curse on yourself and everyone that you know? My track record is not very good and I feel like if I prepare myself for the inevitable it will make things slightly less sucky when I am eventually murdered.

[uncorrupts]

Have you heard of self-fulfilling prophecies?

[alienates]

Yes, but the point is still that at least I will see it coming so my last words won't embarrassingly be, "shit fuck I'm being murdered!" Trust me, I have it all planned out. Would you like to have any of my things? I can pencil you in for something.

[uncorrupts]

[might as well play along]

Fair enough. What can you offer me?

[alienates]

I can give you a gavel.

[ like, the ones that judges use. ]

[uncorrupts]

I've never had one before. I'll take it.

[lmfao..this child]

[alienates]

It's pretty goddamn impressive, sturdy, and makes a very satisfying bam noise when you hit it against stuff.

[uncorrupts]

How likely would it be to get the chance to test out this description?

[alienates]

[ there is a slight pause, that's mostly founded on karkat not wanting to share his cool gavel until he's dead. ]

I guess you should have a chance to check out your inheritance beforehand.

[uncorrupts]

...only at your disposition, though. I suppose this is a difficult thing to do beforehand in itself.

Sorry I don't have anything to give you in return if I end up kicking the bucket before you.

[what a conversation]

[not sure if shiro is being super serious though]

[alienates]

I don't care, wills aren't really a troll thing anyway. You guys treat death a lot differently than we do.

[ and yet karkat is still willing off all his shit anyway?? ]