WHAT? I MEAN, NO I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. ALSO I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE BEING SERIOUS OR IF DATE IS AN EUPHEMISM FOR SOMETHING ELSE. WHEN YOU SAY "DATE" WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN HERE?
what the fuck would date be a euphemism for we havent been on a non movienight date in a while so by date i mean a date wherein we two people who are dating go out and do an activity together im really not sure how i lost you on this one bro
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW? HUMANS ARE FUCKING WEIRD. IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME YOU'D SAY SOMETHING BUT MEAN SOMETHING ELSE COMPLETELY. FOR ALL I KNOW BY DATE YOU'D PROBABLY MEAN FROLICKING WITH STALKERS OR SOMETHING. BTW WE ARE NOT DOING THAT.
wait why are you taking stalkers off the table you put it on the table you cant just yank it away right after also name one time ive asked you on a date and weve done something you absolutely hated the sbahj film fest doesnt count i knew youd hate those
picnic unless you have something against me making you food and dragging you off to floater island
THEY WERE NEVER EVEN ON THE TABLE. THE STALKERS KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND I SHUT THE CURTAINS, BLOCKING THEM FROM VIEWING THE VERY LOVELY DINNER OF FUCKING... I DON'T KNOW. APPLES. THAT WE MADE.
ALSO DON'T FUCKING LIE THAT YOU WOULD NOT BE ABOVE INVITING ME OVER FOR A DATE BUT IT'LL END UP BEING LIKE. SOME WEIRD BACKWARDS PLAN TO GET ME TO GO SOMEWHERE BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T OTHERWISE? ONCE AGAIN: YOU'RE A FUCKING CHEATER.
you literally put them out there and then yanked them away
nah im above that since youd be even more hard to get to agree to go on dates if i tricked you by using it to get you to go somewhere else if i wanted to get you to go somewhere else id use a different method
[ read: he would tell karkat not to go there. ]
ok do you have any food requests for the chef the chef is me btw
ok but you need to be introduced to them later oh and trousersnake hes cool
dude im obviously not feeding you just apples you need like food pyramid shit although i guess the food pyramid might be bullshit or something i only half remember that article w/e
yeah hes one of those snake things that like to live under jelly mushrooms i helped him defend his mushroom so he lets me sit under it with him sometimes
i mean i guess that makes sense trolls are literally a planet of teens and babies right since all your adults are awol
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I MEAN, NO I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
ALSO I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE BEING SERIOUS OR IF DATE IS AN EUPHEMISM FOR SOMETHING ELSE.
WHEN YOU SAY "DATE" WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN HERE?
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we havent been on a non movienight date in a while
so by date i mean
a date
wherein we two people who are dating go out and do an activity together
im really not sure how i lost you on this one bro
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IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME YOU'D SAY SOMETHING BUT MEAN SOMETHING ELSE COMPLETELY.
FOR ALL I KNOW BY DATE YOU'D PROBABLY MEAN FROLICKING WITH STALKERS OR SOMETHING.
BTW WE ARE NOT DOING THAT.
ANYWAY, WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?
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you put it on the table you cant just yank it away right after
also
name one time ive asked you on a date and weve done something you absolutely hated
the sbahj film fest doesnt count i knew youd hate those
picnic
unless you have something against me making you food and dragging you off to floater island
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THE STALKERS KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND I SHUT THE CURTAINS, BLOCKING THEM FROM VIEWING THE VERY LOVELY DINNER OF FUCKING... I DON'T KNOW. APPLES. THAT WE MADE.
ALSO DON'T FUCKING LIE THAT YOU WOULD NOT BE ABOVE INVITING ME OVER FOR A DATE BUT IT'LL END UP BEING LIKE.
SOME WEIRD BACKWARDS PLAN TO GET ME TO GO SOMEWHERE BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T OTHERWISE?
ONCE AGAIN: YOU'RE A FUCKING CHEATER.
PICNICS ARE FINE.
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nah im above that
since youd be even more hard to get to agree to go on dates if i tricked you by using it to get you to go somewhere else
if i wanted to get you to go somewhere else id use a different method
[ read: he would tell karkat not to go there. ]
ok do you have any food requests for the chef
the chef is me btw
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OK FINE. I STILL DON'T TRUST YOU OR BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE "ABOVE" ANYTHING.
BUT FINE.
AND NOT REALLY.
SOMETHING OTHER THAN APPLES.
I DON'T TRUST YOU ON THAT EITHER.
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oh and trousersnake
hes cool
dude im obviously not feeding you just apples
you need like food pyramid shit
although i guess the food pyramid might be bullshit
or something
i only half remember that article w/e
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ALSO WAIT.
SLOW DOWN.
WHAT'S A FOOD PYRAMID?
THAT SOUNDS REALLY POINTLESS AND DUMB, SO I GUESS IT MAKES SENSE THAT HUMANS MADE IT.
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i helped him defend his mushroom so he lets me sit under it with him sometimes
i mean i guess that makes sense
trolls are literally a planet of teens and babies right
since all your adults are awol
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PROBABLY BOTH?
BASICALLY YEAH.
SO IS THE FOOD PYRAMID AN ADULT HUMAN THING?
WHY ARE THEY STACKING FOOD IN A PYRAMID SHAPE.