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[alienates]

UGH.
OF COURSE YOU'D BE INTO THAT. TYPICAL.

WILL THEY BE GOOD MOVIES?

[gnasher]

there's nothing wrong with being typical about things that go boom.

have i steered you wrong yet? huh?

[alienates]

IT'S SO CLICHE.

NO.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU WON'T.
I HAVE BEEN BURNT IN THE PAST, RIN.

[gnasher]

even for an alien from another planet, you're the second most cliche guy i know. so that means nothing coming from you.

let yourself trust again. things don't have to be like they were.

[alienates]

FUCK OFF, I AM THE OPPOSITE OF CLICHE.
NO ONE IS LESS CLICHE THAN I AM.
I AM THE ANTITHESIS OF CLICHE.

HMMMM.
I CONSIDERED WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, AND I DECIDED TO DISREGARD IT.

[gnasher]

protesting how you're not cliche is pretty cliche...

we're going to watch a movie about sakamoto ryouma and oryo, the most famous couple in japanese history. he's a former samurai turned revolutionary on the run from groups trying to assassinate him, and she's a fearless maid servant who saves his life while naked.

[alienates]

NOW YOU ARE JUST MAKING UP WHAT'S CLICHE.
WHICH IS CLICHE.

WAIT.
WHAT?
WHY THE FUCK IS SHE NAKED?

[gnasher]

i think we can agree you're cliche and leave it at that.

she's taking a bath when some assassins arrive to kill sakamoto. they stab a spear through the wall and she grabs it, and tells them to fuck off, she's taking a bath. and then she runs naked to warn the revolutionaries upstairs to escape. it's a pretty famous scene.

[alienates]

UH.
IS SHE NAKED IN THE MOVIE?
SHE PUTS ON A TOWEL IN THE MOVIE, RIGHT?

[gnasher]

i think there's a robe involved? i forget. i just remember the way she stands up to the assassins.

[#justextremelyhomosexualthings]

i'm not showing you porn if that's what you're asking.

[alienates]

I'M NOT ASKING!!
I JUST WANTED TO BE SURE OF WHAT I WOULD BE WALKING INTO HERE.

[gnasher]

it's a classic romance that japan as a nation embraces! they had the first honeymoon! it's not some pay-per-view experience like you're looking for!

[alienates]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK PAY-PER-VIEW IS BUT I ASSUME THAT WAS AN INSULT.
SO ALL I'M GOING TO SAY IS
EAT MY NOOK, ASSHOLE.

[gnasher]

i've spent enough time with you to know what that means. don't think you're being clever. i know what a nook is!

[alienates]

OH, DO YOU?
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT IS THEN.
IN YOUR OWN WORDS, EXPLAIN NOOKS.

[gnasher]

[this is super embarrassing, what the fuck is karkat's problem??????????]

i'm not alien-talking dirty to you.

[alienates]

IT'S JUST ANATOMY.
DON'T BE SUCH A GRUB.
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF HERE.

[gnasher]

you're the embarrassing one! shut the hell up!

it's an ass, obviously.

[alienates]

ARE YOU SURE IT'S AN ASS?
HMMMMMM.

[gnasher]

[why is this happening]

or

you know part of your

reproductive system whatever shut the fuck up!!'/

[alienates]

[ it actually does mean ass lmao :') ]

ARE YOU EMBARRASSED?
WHAT ARE YOU, TWELVE?

[gnasher]

[this backfired immensely]

no! i just don't make a habit of talking about what people got in their pants! you're the one who's twelve, making it weird!

[alienates]

I DID NOT MAKE IT WEIRD.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU KNEW WHAT A NOOK WAS SO I WAS JUST TESTING THAT SUPPOSED KNOWLEDGE.
YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT WEIRDER AND WEIRDER.
CAN THIS CONVERSATION EVEN GET ANY MORE WEIRD?
PROBABLY. BECAUSE YOU'RE TWELVE.
AND I MEAN THAT IN HUMAN YEARS BTW.

[gnasher]

cram it up your nook vantas

[alienates]

FUCK YOUR NOOK YOU ANNOYING FUCKASS.