[this headlock is turning into a koala hug. flashbacks of down under play in Rin's mind... jk the weird struggle is kind of hilarious]

[but this is going to get boring if he's always able to down Karkat with a single chokehold]

You're supposed to drop your head and round your shoulders, oi, then go for my ribs. Doing this just makes it easier for me to do --

[continues stretching Karkat like the gymnast he is not]