I did not hit on him. Why do you two keep saying that I hit on him, that wasn't a thing that ever happened. He just assumed I was hitting on him because the words I was using could maybe be twisted into something that vaguely resembled flirtation. Which it wasn't.

[ please just. why must his terrible mistakes re: his love life keep getting brought up again? let him live, dave. why won't everyone just indulge karkat and pretend none of that ever happened. ]