[ it's cute how jake assumes that dave and karkat's relationship is anything other than one of them accidentally saying something embarrassing and then they both freak out over it until they reach some sort of conclusion. ]

Uh... we... didn't? Dave just kind of accidentally confessed to me like the idiot that he is and we started dating since [ he basically mumbles this part which shows how embarrassed he is to admit it, since he's normally very loud ] I liked him back.