Oh my god, I wasn't hitting on him. I don't even like him anymore in that way, it was years ago? And I wouldn't like. Sneak around your back like that after I already agreed to the human dating thing. Although you said pale stuff was still ok. That's still ok right?

[ wait does dave think he'd sneak around like that?? does he not trust him?

it's a good thing this is just audio because karkat is about to freak out here. ]