[ rose takes a moment to beat herself in the face with a pillow. dave, how... ]
Hypothetically? I would say that Dave doesn't want to break up with you because he wishes to be rid of you, but rather because he wants to spend more time with you. He wants to hang out with you more, but due to current constraints on your relationship feels that it's impossible to do so. So, he ever so logically decided that "hey, if I break up with him we can be buddies again" because apparently Dave has no friends and is desperate for companionship. And if I had to hazard a guess, I would say that he specifically may have been jealous that other people are able to hang out with you without you fearing that the beans would be metaphorically spilled. What you should do is spend more time with him, in an open setting-- in whatever capacity, whether dating or just simple friendship. If that requires "breaking up"... I don't know if I can answer that for you, Karkat. I do know Dave loves you and doesn't necessarily want an end to your debatably disastrous relationship. I would recommend talking about your issues but SOMEHOW that has failed to work thus far. Hypothetically, of course.
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Hypothetically?
I would say that Dave doesn't want to break up with you because he wishes to be rid of you, but rather because he wants to spend more time with you. He wants to hang out with you more, but due to current constraints on your relationship feels that it's impossible to do so. So, he ever so logically decided that "hey, if I break up with him we can be buddies again" because apparently Dave has no friends and is desperate for companionship. And if I had to hazard a guess, I would say that he specifically may have been jealous that other people are able to hang out with you without you fearing that the beans would be metaphorically spilled.
What you should do is spend more time with him, in an open setting-- in whatever capacity, whether dating or just simple friendship.
If that requires "breaking up"... I don't know if I can answer that for you, Karkat. I do know Dave loves you and doesn't necessarily want an end to your debatably disastrous relationship.
I would recommend talking about your issues but SOMEHOW that has failed to work thus far.
Hypothetically, of course.