[ anything that karkat had been about to say is immediately cut off when dave puts the shades on him. dave doesn't barely lets him even touch the damn things, much less wear them.

oh god. ]

I love you? [ it's the quietest thing dave has probably ever heard karkat say... which, you know, still isn't that quiet but. ] I will kick your ass so hard the only thing you'll be able to rap about will be your woes of not being able to sit the fuck down ever again.