Okay but, literally everyone thinks I'm a fucking dumbass for even wanting to do the private thing in the first place? So going by your previously stated logic, doesn't that make me the wrong one?

[ they are definitely never going to actually watch either enchanted or ghostbusters. ]

Also you keep saying that. Like, "that's life" or every other cliche variation? It's like you're resigned to the fact that your life is filled with bad things where you won't actually be happy?