[ ok but it will be kind of hard to do that boyfriendy stuff as karkat will have holed himself up in his room after stealing at least an entire month supply of chef boyardee, and he will eat it all cold, while watching extremely depressing romance movies where everyone dies or breaks up?? and then he will make very vague posts on the communicator, and when people ask him what's wrong, he'd go "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT :/" even though he very clearly wants to talk about it.

listen. the point is that dave is going to have to tear this relationship out of karkat's cold dead hands?? ]

Yes and that could have changed! Like I said, you can't predict the future. Maybe I also want to hold your dirty hand all the time!