Because you're literally going to try to force yourself to do shit even though I never actually wanted that. I still don't? I told you if I told you it'd just, like, nix any shot I had at what I actually wanted.

[ which is. what rose and karkat missed. dave did not want to public date, he wanted karkat to want to public date him someday eventually maybe, rather than the mess of getting used to it and everything that happened. he should have been quiet. ]

And no, you don't. But it's not...I don't mind that. Look, can we raincheck the chick flick?