Oh, I was hangin' out with P-Diddy, mostly.

[ i.e. dave made yet another alien friend. for. whatever reason. ]

And yeah, I can totally tell you that? I needed time to chill the fuck out and get in the right mindset, that's literally it. Come on, it's not like you and Rose would let me break or anything anyway.

[ dave says, as though he regularly brings his problems to anyone at all. although that is even more unlikely than usual to change since he apparently decided that was clearly not a thing that worked re: dirk. ok, dave. ]