Alright, so let's say this dumb plan works out. I know you said it isn't dumb, but also, it is. You probably don't really notice since you were in the middle of it, but the two of you were literally always together? Literally any time I walked in on you and you weren't clinging to his walk stump I would be shocked.

[ he just kind of. gestures lamely. ] Are the two of you really going to be able to deal with being like that for several months in a row to. Not.