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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[sharplydressed]

Your standards for help aren't super high, huh.

[A good question, honestly. Both of them are clearly masters of the Meandering Conversation™, which Kashuu happily indulges in as he starts cleaning up the bar area out of idleness.]

[alienates]

Not particularly, no, they really aren't.

[ look, he has only very recently started reaching out to people for help and sometimes it shows. ]

[sharplydressed]

[A LOOK OF UNDERSTANDING... He Gets It, mostly.]

Good thing I'm such a reliable one-man PR team, then.

[This is debatable, but at least Karkat will never run out of delicious beverages.]

[alienates]

I cannot believe I managed to snag your talents before someone else did. Is there a contract?

[ might as well take this ridiculousness all the way. ]

[sharplydressed]

Yeah, usually I require the immortal soul of whoever I work with once our contract is up. But for you? I'll make an exception.

[When will he decide if he's a ghostbusting barista or an actual demon barista, the real questions.]

[alienates]

Is this contract now completely free or is this a discount situation?

[ he's both, obviously. a demon that hunts ghosts while also serving coffee. ]

[sharplydressed]

[He could be the protag of his own Jump manga at this rate! ...Or the villain.]

Completely free, duh! But I mean, it's up to you to take my word for it.

[Probably the villain.]

[alienates]

[ more likely the villain. ]

Okay fine. Let's shake on it.

[ on this. important deal?? ]

[sharplydressed]

[STICKING HIS HAND OUT OVER THE COUNTER this is definitely the face of a villain.]

I'll look forward to representing your exorcist-hunting business!

[alienates]

[ THERE IS NOTHING SUSPICIOUS HERE

god his coworker and any other customer is probably just like, "what the fuck is going on there," but anyway karkat shakes his hand. contract made. ]

[sharplydressed]

[THEY'RE DEFINITELY GETTING JUDGED RIGHT NOW but it's fine, Kashuu will just seal the deal, shake his hand, and solidify their partnership in future anti-exorcisms. Good work, team.]