Ha. She barely qualifies as an adult as she lacks both the height and the maturity to carry such a title seriously. I think she's only a few years older than we are. Anyway she just keeps picking fights with me all the time. She stabbed me with a fork once.
so she stalks and stabs u... yea thats a problem dude u should record it on ur phone the next time shes around make that shit viral the police cant ignore that!
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I think she's only a few years older than we are.
Anyway she just keeps picking fights with me all the time.
She stabbed me with a fork once.
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did u go 2 the cops?? thats assault!
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It never crossed my mind to report her.
I didn't die so it seemed fine?
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ppl dont stab ppl with forks
thats a problem!
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That'd be hilarious and it'll probably piss her off.
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does she normally carry forks with her?
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She stole the one I was eating with.
I can probably ask her to found out the next time she stalks me.
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yea thats a problem dude
u should record it on ur phone the next time shes around
make that shit viral
the police cant ignore that!
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Knowing her she'd try to grab my phone and break it or something fucking dumb though.
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To avoid weird fucks like her.
[ that is not the reason at all. ]
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ok so just in case u didnt realize
most ppl rnt like that
like
no 1 is
thats why this is weird
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You know, I already knew she was weird but
Fuck
You have a point. I have a lunatic, height defective stalker.
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U DO
thats y u gotta get the law involved
she doesnt know where u live does she
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I wouldn't be surprised if you could look up people's addresses on Retrospec tbh.
Or their social security number.
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tracking ip is so easy and this probs just makes it worse
sorry dude
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At least now you know if I ever go missing and my body is never found who the prime suspect will be.
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Will that discredit me??
Actually no, nevermind.
Even if it does I refuse to let go of the fucks.
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if theres any situation 4 it this is it
but yea so
r we cool?
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Don't worry about it.
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