Ah, you've reached manhood! Finally ready to get some hair on your chest, eh? [Do trolls get hair on their chests though and do we really want to know.] Any plans for celebration?
No? [ why would he make plans, gosh. he has a feeling that anya might end up doing something for him though but he's not entirely sure about that so he won't say anything. ]
Well... That's up to you. But I think you should go out with a friend at least! It's not that eighteen is really any different but spending your birthday on your lonesome is never fun.
[Honestly this just makes Jake think of Karkat as like a kid you took to Burger King who put on one of the paper crowns and it's fucking adorable to him.]
They were a big to-do when I was a tyke. As I got older, I appreciated just doing a special day for myself or with a friend or two, though. Sort of a day to just relax and enjoy myself.
Oh, no. Horses are all right but I prefer dogs. I think the biggest present I received was... a rather famous chocolatier and vintner creating a special chocolate cake and wine pair for me using grapes harvested the year I was born. It was an incredible. My old man always said the rich don't buy items, they buy experiences. Um, that's actually why I chose what I did for you! It's hard to experience movies beyond watching them. But having a piece of them feels like it to me.
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[ OFFICIALLY AN ADULT except he still cannot drink. not that he probably would cause he's a baby but, still. ]
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No? [ why would he make plans, gosh. he has a feeling that anya might end up doing something for him though but he's not entirely sure about that so he won't say anything. ]
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They weren't really a big deal to me growing up to be honest.
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They were a big to-do when I was a tyke. As I got older, I appreciated just doing a special day for myself or with a friend or two, though. Sort of a day to just relax and enjoy myself.
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This is a very important question, but did you ever receive a pony for your birthday?
[ since he's rich. ]
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Well. You also buy items.
[ karkat will fist fight jake's dad. ]