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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[alienates]

OH
There's someone named Nepeta who keeps talking with cat puns?
She had green font and seems pretty inoffensive.

[livingdeadgirl]

... heh, that sounds kind of cute, actually :)

[alienates]

It is corny as shit and you know it.
:33 Like what the fuck is this??
:33 Wait it would be more like... furuck?
Whatever.

[livingdeadgirl]

is it supposed to be a double 3 or is that a typo

[alienates]

I think it's supposed to be a face??
Like that stupid :3 face that people who are 11 and are on the internet use.
But no, she did have the double three.
SHIT
DOES CAT GIRL HAVE TWO MOUTHS?

[livingdeadgirl]

I DUNNO
WHY ARE WE YELLING

[alienates]

WE'RE NOT YELLING
FUCK
We're not yelling!!!

[livingdeadgirl]

oh haha I forgot
you did capslock like I did the zeroes huh?

[alienates]

What is even with that anyway?
Because I think every other "troll" I talked to in these things had something weird about the way they typed too.
Was it an alien thing or were we all deeply stuck in the worst internet phase of all time??

[livingdeadgirl]

I don't know
come to think of it, yeah, creepy sweaty troll kept going D--> D--> D--> in front of everything

I don't think I want to know what the D stands for

[alienates]

UGGHHH
Let's just both assume the worst and move on and also never bring up creepy sweaty troll and potential D's that he has ever again.
Got it?
We can even sign a blood pact for this to make is official.

[livingdeadgirl]

ok I support that idea in theory but what if I remember more about him later?
who am I supposed to complain to then???

[alienates]

What if we aggressively believe he's a figment of our imagination so hard that we somehow turn that into a reality.
And therefore neither of us ever remember anything about him ever again.
That seems like a good and likely plan.

[livingdeadgirl]

yeah alright, that's acceptable