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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[alienates]

I will layer my feet with socks.
Good luck biting through six layers of cotton and wool!!

[livingdeadgirl]

you underestimate my tiny teeth
no sock can stand up to them for long!
(I know this because I put socks in my mouth all the time, apparently)

[no but seriously thanks Karkat, this is cheering her up immensely]

[alienates]

Wow
What the fuck have socks ever done to you huh?
You're probably the reason why we keep losing the other pair.
You eat them and people blame their dryers.

[livingdeadgirl]

yes you have figured out the mystery
my cover is blown
I was the sock monster the whole time

[alienates]

I am saving this exchange as evidence against you if you ever try denying this in the future.
I know your secret.

[livingdeadgirl]

no fair, that's blackmail!

[alienates]

What
No it's not.
It's me holding something you said against you.

[livingdeadgirl]

isnt that like the definition of blackmail

[alienates]

Maybe in SOME dictionaries.
But not all of them say the same exact thing so I think in this case it's fine.

[livingdeadgirl]

pfft alright you win by technicality
although uh
i'm not really sure what you win at this point
haha that discussion sure went places

[alienates]

Even if I don't win anything winning still counts.
ME: 1
AMI: 0

Yeah it sure did.

[livingdeadgirl]

well it made me laugh and now I am feeling much better
so thank you again :)

[alienates]

Oh uh
You're welcome
???

[ take the damn thanks, doofus. ]