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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[alienates]

I get that a lot.

[ and in that same sarcastic, annoyed tone too, every time! ]

I'm just protecting myself from getting scammed. You never know these days.

[missmaladroite]

Have you considered taking that feedback and changing your approach to things? [the con artist is offended, how d a r e y o u accuse her, she would never do so--]

Do you think I'd be out here doing this if it was a scam? I haven't eaten today, I'm trying to get money for lunch.

[alienates]

There's always the dollar menu.

[ he's just arguing for the sake of arguing at this point... ]

How much do these even cost?

[missmaladroite]

If I had a dollar on me.

[grumbles!!]

[this is where her dollar would go, IF SHE HAD ONE]

Ten dollars. And if you're doing bingo, I'll help you with one of your squares. That sounds fair, doesn't it?

[bitch pay her]

[alienates]

... [ shit. it's hard to turn down bingo. ]

Okay, fine. Deal.

[ take his ten dollars. ]

[missmaladroite]

[All according to keikaku.]

[translator's note: keikaku means plan]

Deal! What would you like me to draw, and what would you like help with?

[sucka]

[alienates]

Help me write an ode or whatever to Janet.

[ he's been stalling on that one because it's stupid. ]

And fuck, I don't know. Draw a cat or something.