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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[sharplydressed]

What kinda major would credits like that even go to?

[Karkat please don't join an evil corporation to save some bucks DON'T BE MAURICE.]

[alienates]

What's the worst, stupidest, and most time consuming major you can think of?

[ it's that one. ]

[sharplydressed]

Maybe philosophy.

[He only says this because Yamato is majoring in it...]

I guess that'd make sense?

[alienates]

It explains why I have such a headache dealing with all of this.

[ he has never taken a philosophy class in his life but it just seems like he kind of thing that he would end up despising. ]

[sharplydressed]

Yeah, that topic does kinda give people headaches, can confirm.

[He looked at Yamato's textbook once and almost died on the spot.

BUT now that he's thinking of his dingus roommate--]

I should probably get back home so I can introduce Yasu to our new friend, anyway. Thanks again, by the way - I promise I'll take good care of him.

[He'll also definitely end up keeping the kitty instead of fostering him and giving him back, because that was his plan all along and Yamato is Weak™.]

[alienates]

Yeah, see you. And you know you can bother me with any eventual cat questions that I know for a fact that you will have since, haha, fucking cats.

[ he'll also pack up some toys?? since he has A Lot, and also some cat food and stuff so kashuu won't have to run around screaming trying to figure this shit out right away. KARKAT IS SO KIND also he just likes cats. ]