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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[sharplydressed]

You did it! You won!

[Because V apparently lost interest to some degree in the chase and is mostly just tottering after Karkat, warking happily once he comes to a stop and fluffing up his feathers. Kashuu trots along after, not bothering to cross the line and claim bronze...]

Nice job, nice job. You look like you're gonna die though.

[alienates]

He's so fast, what the shit, what are you feeding V?

[ he places his hands on his knees and just takes a few seconds to catch his breath. ]

I hate bingo.

[sharplydressed]

Just regular chocobo food! ...I think. I dunno, we kinda feed him a mix of what horses and chickens eat and he seems to like that. He likes cupcakes, too.

[It's a miracle V is still doing so well, probably... But no, they do take care of their big chicken. Amazingly.]

You made it, though! And you even won, so good work. [AT WHAT COST.] D'you need help with any other squares?

[alienates]

Uhhh. I think the only ones I don't have people in mind for already are the memory sharing ones.

[ those are #awk to ask people to do with, so karkat has mostly just been avoiding them. ]

[sharplydressed]

Ah, yeah... Those ones.

[Hard same, Karkat. Hard same.]

I'm skipping out on the one that's on mine, but if you really wanna strike any of 'em out on yours, I could lend an ear.

[alienates]

This does not seem like the kind of shit to tell someone because of bingo though.

[ like... karkat is all for completing this card, but also, he has limits here. ]

[sharplydressed]

Yeah, I get it.

[A SOLEMN NOD... He does, he does. Though on a marginally more serious note--]

--If you do have things you need to air out, though, I can still lend an ear. Like, not just for bingo. 'Cause we're friends, y'know?

[EVEN IF APPARENTLY BOTH KARKAT AND BAREN DO NOT KNOW.]

[alienates]

[ look, from karkat's perspective, just because he will Die For You™ does not mean he thinks it goes both ways unless told otherwise.

there's probably a lot of things regarding the memories he should actually share. it's one thing to just talk about thinking he's probably an alien, but it's another thing to discuss shit like finding the bodies of your dead friends. ]

It's all pretty boring. [ karkat you have horns how is that boring. ] But I'll keep it in mind. And uh... same... to you. [ CAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS...... ]

[sharplydressed]

[IT'S TRUE dead friends memory tier is pretty high up there on the trust scale... But for now, he seems satisfied enough with this! Friendship.]

Thanks! I don't wanna hold you up too much, though. Good luck finding some strangers to bingo with.

[He needs some of that luck too, good lord.]