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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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July 28

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You ready for my ode to Janet? It's incoming.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jim is a shit
Does he deserve you?

[alienates]

I feel like it's not critical enough of Jim.

[splinten]

But it carries an implicit criticism that Janet may also be a shit.

[alienates]

Point.
Are you sure you want to keep it like this though?
The roses are red thing can be really overplayed.
I bet other people went with it too.

[splinten]

I hope they did,
Given that this entire thing seems like Jim outsourcing his romantic efforts.

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They're not actually getting married are they??
I refuse to be roped into a fucking wedding.

[splinten]

At this point, I can't say.

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I wouldn't be surprised.
Next month they're going to ask us to scout for scenic locations and the first person who scores the best deal will get to recover some ancient artifact from their past life.

[splinten]

Eventually we'll be put in charge of finding their kids a good school.

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Oh ugh
Jim procreating and creating tinier, eviler Jims.
Sounds god awful and I never want that image in my head ever again.
Send them to an F school.

[splinten]

Maybe we were Jim's children all along.

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He hasn't been paying child support for 18 years then.
Pay up, bitch.