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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[explodosafe]

What kind of game show hosts do you know that do catchphrases?

[Okay, now things are getting weird. Does Karkat mean stuff like their typical announcement sentences that this or that is going to happen?]

[alienates]

You know, like that one guy who's on that one show.

[ karkat doesn't watch game shows. ]

[explodosafe]

Errrrr, no.

[No, he doesn't know.]

[alienates]

Okay look, all you have to know is that I am definitely right about this particular topic.

[ THAT'S NOT HOW BEING RIGHT WORKS. ]

[explodosafe]

'Definitely'?

[He has to stifle a laugh at that. Somebody seems to have a hard time being wrong.]

[alienates]

Yes. Definitely. This is me, being the very definition of being correct.

[ he has a very hard time accepting it, yes. ]

[explodosafe]

Hahaha! Suu~re! I really get the feeling we'll get along great, man! It's like you're reminding me of my best friend!

[Not that he ever met somebody as crabby as Karkat, but it feels like something is just right and sliding into place. Cutter tosses an arm around him and bro-hugs him tight before he lets go and draws back.]

It's getting late so I'll better make to get home before the night guard locks me out for real! Take care of yourself and get home good too, alright?!

[alienates]

[ oh my god a hug. why is everyone so huggy. ]

Uh yeah. Try not to land on top of someone else because I am pretty sure others won't be as nice as me about it.

[ karkat says, despite the fact that he definitely bitched about it after it happened. ]

[explodosafe]

But that's such a good way to pick up cuties and actually get their numbers~!

[He laughs and winks, quickly running off before Karkat can hurl a shoe or trash can after his head.]