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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[ghostories]

well if you're so sure, what's your definition of date, then?

[alienates]

When both people agree it's a date usually.
It took him about ten seconds to assure me that it was not a date and that we were just bros doing bro things.

[ it was awkward and karkat would have ditched except he wanted couple discount ice cream ]

[ghostories]

[ don't worry karkat, yuuko wanted couple discount everything too. that's why she went on a fake date with nobu. ]

sounds like he's having an internal crisis
did you have fun?

[alienates]

Well I got my discount ice cream.
So yeah. Had the goddamn time of my life.

[ghostories]

aw don't be like that! i got you something too
oh
you like chocolate, right?

[alienates]

Did you get me something or did someone else get it for you and now you're giving it to me?

[ghostories]

if someone got it for me then there would be none for you!
sorry it's a day late...
but you got some gifts yesterday too, didn't you?

[alienates]

From Anya?
Who does not know how to chill for even two seconds apparently.
I wouldn't be surprised if she gave something to the entire school.

[ghostories]

i got one from her too! ♥
you don't sound happy
what does yours say?

[alienates]

Friend, thank you, love, kind, and soulmate.

1/2

[ghostories]

SOULMATE?

[ghostories]

oh, she said friend...

[alienates]

[ he's grateful this is a text conversation because her reaction actually makes him laugh?? and laughing goes against his #aesthetic, so ]

Anya is not going to be falling in love with me any time soon.
Considering how friendly she is I wouldn't be surprised if some of the shit she got from people was less friendly and more romantic though.
She does not know how to chill. Ever.

[ghostories]

[ If Yuuko knew, she would never let him live that down. Glad to brighten up his day, though! ]

she's nice and pretty!
fun and a bit bold, too. anyone would fall for her
but if anyone were to confess to her right now, i think it would fly over her head lol

[ She's kind of worried, tbh. ]

[alienates]

This is kind of an overall shitty day to actually go and confess your feelings to someone though.
Especially someone like Anya??
You would think they'd know her well enough to get that she'd just treat anything she gets as a friend thing since everyone else is doing it that way.

[ghostories]

that's true! i feel sorry for whoever's dumb enough to try
of course if they like each other, that's a different story... ♥
but there's no way of knowing that unless you confess in the first place!
have you ever confessed to someone?

[alienates]

What? No!
Why the fuck would I confess to someone??

[ghostories]

why not? isn't that what your movies are all about?
A meets B, they fall in love...

[alienates]

Those are movies and this is real life.
There isn't anyone I want to confess to and there probably won't be.
Anyway speaking of, did you get anything from the flower guy??

[ghostories]

hehe
hehehe
（○´艸`）
i'm shy

[alienates]

Is that a yes???

[ghostories]

[ sends him pics ]

he gave these all to me! (●´◡`)♡
isn't he sweet?

[ more like yuuko, what did you do ]

[alienates]

[ it takes him like five minutes to form his next response because he is just ????????? UH ]

How long have you known each other again

[ghostories]

two weeks

[ yeah ]

[alienates]

[ uuuUUMMMMM ]

Were you aware that he was going to give you like
all
of this?
Was the amount of shit that you got and the quality of it a complete and utter surprise?