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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[constellates]

is that a yes? (´ω`∗)

[alienates]

[ karkat takes a moment to pace down an entire hallway before replying because he cannot believe he is talking to a real person. he literally just got up and walked out of his classroom to do this. ]

Oh my god
Yeah sure fine we'll go stargazing

[constellates]

[oh my god

he said yes]

(*≧▽≦) yaaaaay!! I'm so excited!
I'll make food for it too. do you want to come over for dinner before?
or we can have a picnic!

[all the Friend Dates for anya!!]

[alienates]

Whichever.
I don't care.

[constellates]

then I'll cook (｡･ω･｡)
what would you want to eat?

[alienates]

[ HE JUST WANTED TO THANK HER FOR THE MACARONS HOW DID IT TURN OUT THIS WAY ]

Fuck I dunno.
ItaliaWAIT
Can we make pizza??

[ he went from being disinterested to suddenly very interested in .5 seconds ]

[constellates]

[friendship 0 to 100 real quick]

yes!! ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪ that sounds delicious, let's do that

[alienates]

[ he wants to make homemade pizza???? this is definitely not a best friends thing!!!!! ]

Ok fine.
When are we apparently doing this thing?

[constellates]

maybe in a week or two?
I'll check the forecast for when the sky should be clear so we can get the best view of the stars (･ω´-ゞ)^☆

[alienates]

This is a one time thing btw.
We're not going to go and regularly start stargazing together.

[constellates]

hmm? ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ why not?

[she wasn't even thinking of it but

well]

[alienates]

Because I just decided this.

[constellates]

you don't think it'd be fun? the stars change with the seasons! the sky is always different!
°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
I want to share that with you...

[alienates]

Holy fuck that is the sappiest thing anyone has ever said to me in my LIFE.

[constellates]

that's not what I intended....
but I really mean it! (*>ω<)ゞ

[alienates]

The worst part is that I know you actually mean it.

[constellates]

how is that the worst?
isn't it good that I'd never lie to you? (*≧▽≦)

[alienates]

But you could also mean it as a joke or something which is less embarrassing??

[constellates]

I suppose I could...
but I don't.... (｡･ω･｡)

[alienates]

Sometimes I wonder what it'll be like to live as you for just one day.

[constellates]

I'm not sure what you mean by that.... but I think it's fun ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

[alienates]

I mean, it seems like you're having the goddamn time of your life.
You can practically feel the jealousy oozing out from me and flowing in your direction.

[constellates]

[ . . . . ? ]

??? you're joking, yes? (・_・ヾ

[why does she find this weirder than anything else that's been said]

[alienates]

Yes Anya, that was a joke.
Or sarcasm.

[constellates]

（*´▽｀*）I wanted to be sure!
especially since I don't have anything for you to be jealous of
you're the best the way you are