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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[constellates]

does sending cat memes make someone a furry? (?・・)σ it really is becoming mainstream!

why would it be awkward.... (・・。)ゞ

[alienates]

It makes him a furry because I say so.

Because then I would be asking your crush why is he discussing sex with you?

[constellates]

he's gonna be mad if I call him that...
(｀・ω・´)” is karkat trying to get me in trouble today?

oh!! (*´艸`*) that's funny! no you don't need to worry about that all

[alienates]

Yes.
So go and call him it. You have my full permission.

And he definitely has no feelings at all for you???

[constellates]

stop! (*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ)) I don't want to get in trouble!

why would he? ( ・◇・)？

[alienates]

You say that as if you don't make trouble constantly?
Look at all the trouble you are already in right now.
You told him about the bestality, Anya.

I don't know, I'm not him?
You hang out a lot???

[constellates]

I never make trouble on purpose....
(ノ＞▽＜。)ノ
I don't think bestiality got anyone in trouble, I think he was just curious

we dance together (´ω`∗) so of course we see each other a lot
and I love hanging out with yuri
but he definitely doesn't have any sort of feelings for me
he's confirmed he doesn't want to kiss me either so that's what matters! ヾ(･ω･｀★)ゞ

[alienates]

Hm.
Well, I would probably never say the words, "I don't think bestiality got anyone in trouble," because I am fairly certain that is a false statement.

Again: I am just making sure.
Because misunderstandings like this make up for like, a good portion of romantic comedies.
And I would like to avoid any unnecessary cliches here.

[constellates]

:;(∩´﹏`∩);: I don't want to talk about bestiality anymore please

[THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR HER]

it's okay
I doubt yuri and I are a romcom （*´▽｀*）

[alienates]

This is probably the most I have ever discussed it in my life so sure.
We can officially put that topic on the "let us never approach this again" pile.
Here I go, setting it right on top. Let us never look at it again.

If you were a romcom what kind would you want to be??

[constellates]

thank you ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

I don't think I have the personality for a romcom?
(｀・ω・´)” I'm not really cute enough....
maybe an Awake in Albany one though? or 15 First Dates...!

[alienates]

Nyanya, I am pretty sure that most people think you're "cute" so that is not really the issue here.

[constellates]

⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
nyanya? cute? me?
thank you for the compliments but ah, I'm blushing....!

[alienates]

Credit for Nyanya goes to Yuri.
Also I was objectively calling you cute??
Oh my god don't blush.

[constellates]

yuri doesn't call me nyanya....
(*´・ｖ・) I'm never sure if he's sweeter to my face or not
but even so...! people compliment me and it's very nice of them but
it's embarrassing when someone whose opinion matters to me so much does it...
if you think I'm cute then I'm very happy (๑>ᴗ<๑)

[alienates]

Well Nyanya is definitely what he called you to me.
I can even copy paste it if you want.
Congrats though you just managed to embarrass the fuck out of me too.

[constellates]

no I believe you
(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) hehe oops!
is it embarrassing for me to tell the truth?

[constellates]

[followed by another text as if she just forgot:]

also yuri asked if you're interested in me
I don't think I ever asked but that's not true, right? (≧◡≦) ♡

[SHE IS SO SURE]

[alienates]

[ there is so much in just these two short messages ]

1. Yes.
2. No.

[constellates]

(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ just as I thought!
but don't be embarrassed, I didn't mean for that to happen

[a lot of things happen without you meaning to do anything, anya]

[alienates]

Too late. I'm ready to jump off the nearest high surface to end the embarrassment.
Also why did he think I like you?

[constellates]

!! please don't! I won't be able to catch you!
and I don't know (・・。)ゞ you both confuse me

[alienates]

If you were really unstoppable you'd be able to catch me.
And maybe you're the confusing one here.
Actually no, he definitely is too.

[constellates]

[why would you say that to her]

you're right! then wait and I'll catch you!
but I don't know what I've done that's confusing? (￣ω￣;)

[alienates]

Yeah sure.
Tell me when you get here so I'll know when to leap.
And it's like your whole general... youness.