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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[alienates]

It was a reflex!!
That you started when you began the furry pun initiative!
So, really, this is your fault.

[catsudon]

Whatever you say, Lucifur
Tell me how are the hairballs in hell

[alienates]

I don't know, dude.
What does ass taste like because I assume they'd be just like that only burning.

[catsudon]

What the hell dude, I don't know and thanks for the disgusting mental taste-image? Gag.

[alienates]

You're welcome.
:)

[ he only knows how to do passive aggressive smileys ]

[catsudon]

Couldn't you have least gone for a smug cat smiley.
:3

[alienates]

You have to shake it up more, Furryuri.
If you always do what's expected then what's the point??
>:3

[catsudon]

If I have to endure your PA smilies they can at least be cute.
Or else what's the point??
(*ΦωΦ*)

[alienates]

They aren't there for your enjoyment.
They're there to be passive aggressive in an internet friendly way!

[catsudon]

Okay but Karkat look.

[^._.^]ﾉ彡

Look how aesthetically pleasing the cute is.

(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)

Versus the passive aggressive bullshit smilie.

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

You can PA with kitty paws.

ฅ(˘ω˘ )ฅ

[alienates]

Can you flip people off with kitty paws?
These are important things I must know.
If not then I am highly disappointed in whoever makes these things up.

[catsudon]

Put one paw up, it's not like people tell by a middle toebean if a cat's flipping them off.

[alienates]

凸^•ﻌ•^凸
I figured it out.

[catsudon]

Wow.
But points for cute.
The cutest double bird.
I'm fucking laughing okay good work Karkat what the hell

[alienates]

I'm making that your name field on my contact list btw.

[catsudon]

Yeah well yours is now Lucifur so I still think I'm winning

( he's so full of it )

[alienates]

YEAH WELL JUST WAIT UNTIL I COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE CLEVER THAN LUCIFUR

[ karkat you're the one who named yourself lucifur you did this ]

[catsudon]

You want to upgrade your nickname, I'm all ears, Lucifur.

[alienates]

Oh sure!
Put all the work on me.[ he has no ideas? he knows yuri won't accept something that isn't funnier than lucifur. ]

[catsudon]

Lucifur was yours, I figured why slow a good roll?

[alienates]

Fine!!!
I'll come up with the best fucking nickname you have ever seen!!

[catsudon]

All right. I'll be waiting.

( he then....... considers this conversation over, laughing to himself HAHAHA YEAH... YOU DO THAT, KARKAT, find a way to outdo yourself in ridiculous(ly good) nicknames

he awaits his chance to next be wow'd )